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Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:39 pm
by Chankgeez
Wot, no Secretary of Fuzz?
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:40 pm
by snipelfritz
Fine then beyotch. The ILFascist Party would like to nominate snipelfritz for president along with his running-mate, God. That's right, I have God on my side. Bow down heathens!
We would like to run on the following platform:
-We are right
-You should vote for us
-If you don't, you'll be sorry
-More to come? If I feel like it.
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:17 pm
by MEC
Mr. Cats,
I've reviewed your stats and have come to the conclusion that having 83% of your post in "General" does not
qualify you to be President of ILF as a whole.
If you wish to campaign for "Team Mom" of the Spite and Rage thread you are qualified to do so.
MEC
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:31 pm
by IEatCats
MEC wrote:Mr. Cats,
I've reviewed your stats and have come to the conclusion that having 83% of your post in "General" does not
qualify you to be President of ILF as a whole.
If you wish to campaign for "Team Mom" of the Spite and Rage thread you are qualified to do so.
MEC
Your input has been reviewed and ignored. Campaign continues.
@Snipelfritz: I AM GOING TO CRUSH YOU WITH MY CAMPAIGN.
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:40 pm
by alexa.
IEatCats wrote:MEC wrote:Mr. Cats,
I've reviewed your stats and have come to the conclusion that having 83% of your post in "General" does not
qualify you to be President of ILF as a whole.
If you wish to campaign for "Team Mom" of the Spite and Rage thread you are qualified to do so.
MEC
Your input has been reviewed and ignored. Campaign continues.
@Snipelfritz: I AM GOING TO CRUSH YOU WITH MY CAMPAIGN.
Ziltoid? Really?
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:13 pm
by IEatCats
alexa. wrote:IEatCats wrote:MEC wrote:Mr. Cats,
I've reviewed your stats and have come to the conclusion that having 83% of your post in "General" does not
qualify you to be President of ILF as a whole.
If you wish to campaign for "Team Mom" of the Spite and Rage thread you are qualified to do so.
MEC
Your input has been reviewed and ignored. Campaign continues.
@Snipelfritz: I AM GOING TO CRUSH YOU WITH MY CAMPAIGN.
Ziltoid? Really?
I never actually found out who Ziltoid was, assuming it's not a new member.
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:16 pm
by alexa.
ZiltoidTheOmniscient
Signature: Enjoy your time on "Earth", humans.
IEatCats
Location: I am from a place called "Earth".
MEC
Signature: Formerly "MiddleEarthCrisis"
..what on Earth is going on here? O_o
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:25 pm
by warwick.hoy
Meh
This is all just ruse. Both candidates are clearly just mere pawns in the Dalton's clever corporate game to enforce Disaster Capitalism on the unwitting denizens of ILF.
You will come for the porn and the tacos only to be duped into buying overpriced TS-9 and Dumble clones.
Please will not a revolutionary despot with a fiery personality and a quick wit wake up the sleeping sheeple of ILF to these shenanigans and lead us all to peace, enlightenment and fuzz for all?
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:30 pm
by sonidero
MEC wrote:Mr. Cats,
I've reviewed your stats and have come to the conclusion that having 83% of your post in "General" does not
qualify you to be President of ILF as a whole.
If you wish to campaign for "Team Mom" of the Spite and Rage thread you are qualified to do so.
MEC
Seconded...
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:40 pm
by snipelfritz
warwick.hoy wrote:This is all just ruse. Both candidates are clearly just mere pawns in the Dalton's clever corporate game to enforce Disaster Capitalism on the unwitting denizens of ILF.
Please will not a revolutionary despot with a fiery personality and a quick wit wake up the sleeping sheeple of ILF to these shenanigans and lead us all to peace, enlightenment and fuzz for all?
This is actually the basis of my entire campaign. Both statements, although, simultaneously.
Best thing about electing me, no more elections. President for life!
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:51 pm
by spacelordmother
MEC wrote:Mr. Cats,
I've reviewed your stats and have come to the conclusion that having 83% of your post in "General" does not
qualify you to be President of ILF as a whole.
If you wish to campaign for "Team Mom" of the Spite and Rage thread you are qualified to do so.
MEC
10x this. You can also be "Baby Mama" of the facial hair thread.
Also, let's see your ̶b̶i̶r̶t̶h̶ ̶c̶e̶r̶t̶i̶f̶i̶c̶a̶t̶e̶ pedal board.
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:53 pm
by D.o.S.
Ain't no messing with the Dalton Junta. They've got the guns, they've got the numbers... they've got the Velvet Hammer.
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:59 pm
by snipelfritz
D.o.S. wrote:Ain't no messing with the Dalton Junta. They've got the guns, they've got the numbers... they've got the Velvet Hammer.
snipelfritz-God puppet regime '012!
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:16 pm
by the_carl
wsas3 wrote:Thom rules all
Re: IEatCats for ILF President 2012
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:36 pm
by Deltaphoenix
Some Good Mud Slinging already