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Re: Greetings, humans

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:34 am
by alexa.
IEatCats wrote:
alexa. wrote:
ZiltoidTheOmniscient wrote:I'm not an alien; all of you are.


Well you're on our turf so you're the alien. But that's ok. You don't have to worry. We stopped killing dolphins and whales a long time ago. You're completely safe here.

Cats are still fine, right?


*takes a look at his nick*

I don't know man..

Re: Greetings, humans

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:37 am
by excane
So the time is right, So tell me if you wanna?
You should change it if you're gonna...

But I don't really know how... I've already tried...

INVOLVE.

Re: Greetings, humans

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 10:30 am
by D.o.S.
intergalactic planetary planetary intergalactic.

Re: Greetings, humans

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 10:34 am
by theavondon
I LIKE MY SUGAR WITH COFFEE AND CREAM

Re: Greetings, humans

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 10:50 am
by ZiltoidTheOmniscient
excane wrote:So the time is right, So tell me if you wanna?
You should change it if you're gonna...

But I don't really know how... I've already tried...

INVOLVE.


Yes, a fine album indeed. But pitifully lacking the depth and all-round epicness of, let's say... ahh... ZTO. On that subject, expect some tasty guest vocals on Epicloud by a certain green attractive bastar-

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "ZILTOID RULZZ" DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT?! YOU KNOW IT TOOK ME ALMOST FIVE FUCKING MINUTES TO RECORD IT!! WHAT. THE. FUCK, DEV!!

Re: Greetings, humans

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:19 am
by SPACERITUAL
ADMIT IT. YOU ARE TRAPPED IN HUMAN SHELL. OTHERWISE YOU WOULDNT BE POSTING HERE. I CHECKED YOUR SPACEBOOK THROUGH THE ASTRAL PROJECTOR IN MY CRASHED SHIP. YOU HAVENT BEEN ON IN AT LEAST A WEEK. HA. FIVE DAYS. YOU HAVE FIVE DAYS.

Re: Greetings, humans

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:21 am
by SPACERITUAL
I BET YOU DONT EVEN HAVE AN ASTRAL PROJECTOR HERE. THATS WHY YOU HAVE TO REGISTER AND PAY YOUR MONTHLYS. ALSO THE CHILD SUPPORT THING. LOBBYING CONGRESS AND BUYING SENATORS ISNT CHEAP YOU KNOW.

Re: Greetings, humans

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:25 am
by SPACERITUAL
ALSO IF YOURE TRAPPED IN CAT FORM I THINK DUBKATY HANDLES THAT. I THINK THERES EXTRA FORMS AND A COMPLIMENTARY GLOW IN THE DARK LITTERBOX.

Re: Greetings, humans

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:35 am
by ZiltoidTheOmniscient
I DON'T NEED AN ASTRAL PROJECTOR. ALL ZILTOID PRECISES IS A SENTIENT LIFE FORM SOMEWHERE THAT IS PREPARED TO GIVE UP CONTROL OF ITS RIGHT HAND AND FOREARM. AND COFFEE.

On that note, hi You, Galactus. Normally I'd be more than happy with your offering, but some people reading this have come to expect a certain standard. *Ahem* Blend? Fucking BLEND? *Sluurrp* Fetid! It probably tastes better with some hot water, but still. How dare you present this to me?!? Foul! You hide your finest bean... prepare the attack! *Pwaohh tagadaddah da tagadaddah...*

Re: Greetings, humans

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:41 am
by Rygot
theavondon wrote:I LIKE MY SUGAR WITH COFFEE AND CREAM



/thread

Re: Greetings, humans

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:47 am
by ZiltoidTheOmniscient
I,Galactus wrote:But.... but... it's made with fuzz. And love...

That's kinda what we do here.

Shh, it's OK...
*Rests Him,Galactus's head on ZTO's chest and strokes it soothingly.*

Re: Greetings, humans

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 12:21 pm
by alexa.
la cocaina is not good for youuuuuuuu

Re: Greetings, humans

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 12:57 pm
by ZiltoidTheOmniscient
Effectively puny human, I'm on a performance-enhancing substance. Its denomination is Ziltoid. It is not fit for human consumption, for if you dare so much as taste it you will expire unpleasantly. Your face will violently decompose and your offspring will grieve you over your shattered remains.

Re: Greetings, humans

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:00 pm
by ZiltoidTheOmniscient
NSFW: show
What is the purpose of this message function? Does it signify impatience? If so, it is appropriate for the emotions I'm trying to convey across this sterile digital medium.

Re: Greetings, humans

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:18 pm
by alexa.
ZiltoidTheOmniscient wrote:Effectively puny human, I'm on a performance-enhancing substance. Its denomination is Ziltoid. It is not fit for human consumption, for if you dare so much as taste it you will expire unpleasantly. Your face will violently decompose and your offspring will grieve you over your shattered remains.


And you wonder why you didn't make the cut with Dev? Stop doing fucking drugs! Get your shit together man (or whatever your species is called). Seriously. You had a good reputation once, now you're just an intergalactic addict. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A FUNCTIONAL ASTRAL PROJECTOR! :no: