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Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 4:36 pm
by excane
Balls....PPFTTT
I got a bite on the underside of ma SHAFT when camping once.
That shit HURT.
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 10:45 pm
by theactionindex
An earwig pinched muh shaft once.
But that's besides the point.
IM GLAD YOUR BALLS ARE FINE FRED.
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:41 am
by behndy
Fuzzy Fred wrote:nieh wrote:pics or it didn't happen.
i'm not posting a picture of my junk on the internet.
for free.
paypal me sluts
how much....... we talking? i got some monies in my paypal, we could do a collection.
'cause you KNOW when you one of us, you show ALL OF US.
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:07 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
behndy wrote:Fuzzy Fred wrote:nieh wrote:pics or it didn't happen.
i'm not posting a picture of my junk on the internet.
for free.
paypal me sluts
how much....... we talking? i got some monies in my paypal, we could do a collection.
'cause you KNOW when you one of us, you show ALL OF US.
8 million...
I can probably never run for president once these photos are released... that's a big risk.
10 million
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:12 pm
by behndy
all riiiiigh. now we can START WORKING.
Arthur Conan Doyle at a party, surrounded by people. topic of the conversation turned to Would You Have Sex With Someone Not Your Significant Other (or however they'd say that back then) For A Million Dollars? one woman tittered and admitted she would. so AC (Slater) Doyle flipped a bent farthing at her and asked her to meet him in the back for a Gentlemanly Victorian Fuck.
"SIR! what do you TAKE me for??!?"
"oh, my dear, we've already established what you ARE, now we're just haggling over price."
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:25 pm
by devnulljp
Don't know about superpowers, but I bet you're glad it wasn't a brown recluse that bit you on the balls
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:42 pm
by chutneyfarmer
devnulljp wrote:Don't know about superpowers, but I bet you're glad it wasn't a brown recluse that bit you on the balls
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:44 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
behndy wrote:all riiiiigh. now we can START WORKING.
Arthur Conan Doyle at a party, surrounded by people. topic of the conversation turned to Would You Have Sex With Someone Not Your Significant Other (or however they'd say that back then) For A Million Dollars? one woman tittered and admitted she would. so AC (Slater) Doyle flipped a bent farthing at her and asked her to meet him in the back for a Gentlemanly Victorian Fuck.
"SIR! what do you TAKE me for??!?"
"oh, my dear, we've already established what you ARE, now we're just haggling over price."
but i mean, everyone has a price.
i bet if kony gave me a couple million to spend a day with him at chuck e cheese, i'd do it
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:22 pm
by behndy
YEP. and. as i get older and experiance more things, less bothers me than used to. so prices become more reasonable.
CHEAPAH HOO-AHH'INGS.
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:23 pm
by futuresailors
devnulljp wrote:Don't know about superpowers, but I bet you're glad it wasn't a brown recluse that bit you on the balls
Damn. That's the worst reaction to some hemotoxin I've seen since the last time I splooshed on a chick.
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:25 pm
by behndy
BUKOWSKI HAS ONE ARM, I'VE GOT FOUR DICKS AND SAILORS HAS NECROTIC CUM SHOOTINGS.
it is a fucking PARTY up in here.
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 4:14 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
behndy wrote:BUKOWSKI HAS ONE ARM, I'VE GOT FOUR DICKS AND SAILORS HAS NECROTIC CUM SHOOTINGS.
it is a fucking PARTY up in here.
hey, i'm the one shooting webs out of my dick, can i join?
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:46 pm
by snipelfritz
This thread reminds me of one of my favorite episodes of Aqua Teen:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7few4tKonWw[/youtube]
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:36 pm
by behndy
Fuzzy Fred wrote:behndy wrote:BUKOWSKI HAS ONE ARM, I'VE GOT FOUR DICKS AND SAILORS HAS NECROTIC CUM SHOOTINGS.
it is a fucking PARTY up in here.
hey, i'm the one shooting webs out of my dick, can i join?
unfoooooooooorrrrrtunately your mutation went all Realistic Spider Style..... so you have spinnerets coming out your butt butt. in other words, fuck YEAH you're invited to Get Down Town.
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:04 am
by Fuzzy Fred
behndy wrote:Fuzzy Fred wrote:behndy wrote:BUKOWSKI HAS ONE ARM, I'VE GOT FOUR DICKS AND SAILORS HAS NECROTIC CUM SHOOTINGS.
it is a fucking PARTY up in here.
hey, i'm the one shooting webs out of my dick, can i join?
unfoooooooooorrrrrtunately your mutation went all Realistic Spider Style..... so you have spinnerets coming out your butt butt. in other words, fuck YEAH you're invited to Get Down Town.
so i have a regular dick?
GHEY
