What's there to do in Dallas?

[Chankgeez]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cRwYmZSVqQ[/youtube]

[dubkitty]

Also, Jenga with 2x4s.

[futuresailors]

Why has it taken two pages for "Cheerleaders?"

[Jeff-7]

Are you 21 yet? I bought my fake at a place called I.D. Cards there, worked in every bar and liquor store in Kansas and Fayettville, AR. Best 120 bucks I ever spent.

[Fuzzy Fred]

Side note: my friend has this really annoying, super flamboyant co-worker named dallas.

So, what's there to do in dallas you ask?

[wdinc01]

Are you 21 yet? I bought my fake at a place called I.D. Cards there, worked in every bar and liquor store in Kansas and Fayettville, AR. Best 120 bucks I ever spent.

I am, so no need to buy a fake although that does sound like fun.

Also, it turns out that they can't transfer the ticket into my name so I won't be going to Dallas. But I'll be there eventually since, like I said, my parents are moving out there. Hopefully there'll actually be stuff to do.

[Chankgeez]

Since your parents are moving there, you'll eventually find stuff to do around there.

[Caesar]

Um, Deep Ellum?

Just make sure to put you're money in your shoe

[dubkitty]

and have your ten dollars ready when the policeman comes.

[D.o.S.]

Pick up a survival kit contents box. In them you'll find: one .45-caliber automatic, two boxes ammunition, four days' concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination "Rooshin" phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings..