Kate Upton has hypnoticized me

[MEC]

MEH...

[devnulljp]

[madmax1012]

boner....boner....boner....boner..WTF?!?!NOOOOOOOOO

[julius_deane]

yeah, an over-tanned toothpick with a cotton ball on top is pretty attractive.
wait

I always think guys are playing some practical joke on by being into fake blondes with too much bronzer and not enough ass.

[julius_deane]

And yes, JD be hatin'.

Tis what I do.

[devnulljp]

I'd still rather have Salma Hayek

[behndy]

bewbies.

not really my type of layday, but she's pretty.

what does she do? besides have nice jubblies and a interestingly thin body?

[Seedy]

what does she do? besides have nice jubblies and a interestingly thin body?

What else is there?

[behndy]

lol. well, she wasn't getting NEKID so she's not in the milieu as people i only care about for their bodies, ie - Ones That Get Nekid And Fuck On Camera, so if she's not THAT far down the Look At My Bits rabbit hole, i think she's kinda a....... waste..... if she doesn't have some impactful skill or talent or career?

Vapid Celubutards That Are Popular For Some Weird TMZ Supported Reason are one of the things i don't get.

that, and people that get excited for grrLs getting their tits out in movies. yeah, that's nice and all, bewbz are cool...... but i have so much damn porn at home where peeps actually stick it in....

PUT YOUR TITTY UP ADELE.

[CBA]

This girl has pleasant breasts. However, after viewing some pictures of her from behind, I have discovered that she doesn't have much of an ass. YOU HAVE TO HAVE DAT ASS!


C


p.s.

too much bronzer and not enough ass.

WOOORD!

[behndy]

asses > bewbz

[yallerhon]

You guys are so mean to a young lady just enjoying her body.

Sure, she's not my usual 'type'. But if she came up to me and was like "Yallerhon, I need to have sex with you for medical reasons.", I wouldn't say "Oh I must apologise, I am not a doctor."

I'd be all "Damn girl, let's get you down to surgery. Let me call the O.R."

[behndy]

well, i'm not talking shit at ALL. she's prettier in the grrLy way than i am in the dooder way. just saying she's not really my type and i like them asses better than them tittays.

she DOES have a huge sexy good time set of jubblies.

[madmax1012]

i'm a boob guy, so she's perfect.

[theavondon]

Katherine "Kate" Upton[1] (born June 10, 1992)[2]

BITCH IS YOUNGER THAN ME WHAT