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colin wrote:You guys are kinda making me want to disable adblocker or whatever the hell it's called.

I have adblock disabled on ILF just for the funny ads now. Worth it. Plus these ads are the least intrusive ads I have ever seen.

Huh, now I have a bunch of pictures of cute vietnamese girls. No problem with this development.

latinamericancupid.com

yess plz

"application integration"

Da fuck....i need to go on more porn sights so google can monitor me

christian mingle

i've gotten the Chistian Mingle, but my default now seems to be the Vietnamese and Thai hotties. which makes me feel sort of guilty and colonialistic.

i'm with BigManius. the fuck? i think my google's a prude or something. like he turns his head and coughs politely every time i do dirty porn stuff searches.

"oh my. good DAY sir. urm.... would you be interested.... in talking to somebody about mortages? is it hot in here? oh MY."

I always see this ad at the bottom of the page:

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behndy wrote:
"oh my. good DAY sir. urm.... would you be interested.... in talking to somebody about mortages? is it hot in here? oh MY."

I imagine being caught touching your willy in a library would be like this.

YESH. but then when you look up it's your classic Hot Repressed Librarian setup. but with a mid-op Thai Lady Boy.

and it is PERFECT.

I just get regular non-ethnic cougars and Kaplan University

Meet singles, blah blah blah, find the perfect cow for your field...


WHAT THE GOOD GOD FUCK??? Perfect cow for my field?


I'm turning ad blocker back on.

i am disappoint.

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ENVELOPES? fucking REALLY? i've looked at so many horrible permutations of vaj's and vaj's with things in them and i think i even did a search for "Vagina Screaming Orders At Me" today.

............. fucking ENVELOPES??!?

behndy wrote:i am disappoint.

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LA Full Service Printing

50% off all Envelopes

ENVELOPES? fucking REALLY? i've looked at so many horrible permutations of vaj's and vaj's with things in them and i think i even did a search for "Vagina Screaming Orders At Me" today.

............. fucking ENVELOPES??!?

They're just envelopes, don't go postal man!!!

case in point -

i just looked up Vagina Beanbag Chair.

[nsfw][nsfw]

came back here. ADOBE CREATIVE SOFTWARE.

fuck off. where's MY mail order love grrLs?

that pun....... actually caused me physical pain.

"you know what? you've had me so stressed out i've developed anal FISSURES. from clenching up too much. you know what that means? i have MICRO TEARS....... in my RECTUM. you have LITERALLY made me so made i've torn myself a new asshole."

say what you will about him overextending himself and turning Civil War shitty and ruining all the good will Iron Man had from the success of the movies....... the man can turn a motherfucking PHRASE.

behndy wrote:

That looks terrifying. Like it's eating her alive, like quicksand.