Re: Starbucks Alternate Identities
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:48 am
Marx.
I either get a funny look or they just write "Mark's"...
I either get a funny look or they just write "Mark's"...
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Re: Starbucks Alternate Identities
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:22 pm
I married a Starbucks shift manager, so I don't usually have to do anything but walk into her store.
Re: Starbucks Alternate Identities
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:40 pm
unownunown wrote:i've never done that. but people always fucking hear my name wrong so i get tons of random identities anyway. IT'S ALWAYS A SURPRISE!
i don't know if it's the simplicity of my name makes people lazy or it not stick or that i mumble and there's not a lot of indicators in a one-syllable name to figure it out, but they NEVER get the right name when i order stuff for pickup. i get Dan all the time, got a Ren once (pleased me to NO end), Juan a bunch.... Steven a surprising amount. very odd.
live action shennanigans -
i like Charlemagne a LOT, i use Twikky, Shanequa, Samus, Elisabeth, Honky McQueen fairly often.
best one i EVER had was this pissy grrL that i guess was having a bad day, i gave her shit for their inability to just leave it when somebody wanted to use normal size names and gave her Molotov Cocktease as my name called out That Whore That Ordered A Caramel Machiatto And Would Only Say Large Instead Of Vente.
i really hope she didn't get in trouble for that. made my day.
annnnnnnnnnnd i just realized i use grrLs name predominantly. i want to be a pretty, pretty LAYDAY.
Re: Starbucks Alternate Identities
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 6:54 pm
behndy wrote:
annnnnnnnnnnd i just realized i use grrLs name predominantly. i want to be a pretty, pretty LAYDAY.
Molotov Cocktease. Definitely Girly.
I never did this, but I hate starbucks because of the name yelling.
Re: Starbucks Alternate Identities
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:43 pm
I hate Starbucks because they over-roast the beans on purpose
Re: Starbucks Alternate Identities
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:49 pm
theavondon wrote:Steve.
I use it everywhere as my undercover name... I feel like I'm running around the San Antonio River Walk on some sort of Cloak And Dagger Mission when I'm "Steve"...
Re: Starbucks Alternate Identities
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:54 pm
sonidero wrote:theavondon wrote:Steve.
I use it everywhere as my undercover name... I feel like I'm running around the San Antonio River Walk on some sort of Cloak And Dagger Mission when I'm "Steve"...
Eh Steve!
Re: Starbucks Alternate Identities
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 9:44 pm
snipelfritz wrote:sonidero wrote:theavondon wrote:Steve.
I use it everywhere as my undercover name... I feel like I'm running around the San Antonio River Walk on some sort of Cloak And Dagger Mission when I'm "Steve"...
Eh Steve!
Re: Starbucks Alternate Identities
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 9:51 pm
Damn, I was afraid you guys were too into Strong Bad.
Re: Starbucks Alternate Identities
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:18 pm
Yeah, outside of work (auntie anne's) I call lemonade melonade. Pisses my girlfriend off all the time, haha.
Re: Starbucks Alternate Identities
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:26 pm
What in Pete Sampras is going on here?!
I'm totally gonna say my name is Doreauxgard next time I'm in this sort of situation.
I'm totally gonna say my name is Doreauxgard next time I'm in this sort of situation.
Re: Starbucks Alternate Identities
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:29 pm
I wish they updated regularly still. I miss H*R almost as much as I miss Bonus Stages.
Re: Starbucks Alternate Identities
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:49 pm
wsas3 wrote:I hate Starbucks because they over-roast the beans on purpose
Explain.
Re: Starbucks Alternate Identities
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:04 pm
Blackened Soul wrote:wsas3 wrote:I hate Starbucks because they over-roast the beans on purpose
Explain.
How much of an explanation of that is needed?
How many things do like that taste burnt?
Re: Starbucks Alternate Identities
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:08 pm
Chankgeez wrote:Blackened Soul wrote:wsas3 wrote:I hate Starbucks because they over-roast the beans on purpose
Explain.
How much of an explanation of that is needed?
How many things do like that taste burnt?
Explanation is needed because a lot of people don't like really dark roasted coffee in general and I want to know if it is a hate of roasts such as french roast vs light roast coffee. I have never thought of their coffe as burnt as much as bitter.