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Re: CANDY, SON!
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:06 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
Re: CANDY, SON!
Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:21 pm
by D-Rainger
Have you seen this stuff???
http://toxicwastecandy.com/candy.aspxBarrels of toxic waste?
Short Circuit Bubble Gum??!...
Re: CANDY, SON!
Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 7:36 pm
by snipelfritz
That totally looks like the candy for me.
Re: CANDY, SON!
Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:37 pm
by Jeff-7
Made in China, go figure.
Re: CANDY, SON!
Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:39 pm
by warwick.hoy
theavondon wrote:SWEDISH FISH MOTHERFUCKERS
You win this round.
I also like Gobstoppers, Runts, and these things:

Re: CANDY, SON!
Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:35 am
by Chankgeez
Why can't I find any photos of Everlasting Gobstoppers from the seventies on the internest? What am I doing wrong?
Re: CANDY, SON!
Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:47 am
by snipelfritz
Chankgeez wrote:Why can't I find any photos of Everlasting Gobstoppers from the seventies on the internest? What am I doing wrong?
Well, aren't they the same Gobstoppers that are around now. Since they are everlasting and all.

Re: CANDY, SON!
Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:49 am
by Chankgeez
snipelfritz wrote:Chankgeez wrote:Why can't I find any photos of Everlasting Gobstoppers from the seventies on the internest? What am I doing wrong?
Well, aren't they the same Gobstoppers that are around now. Since they are everlasting and all.
In name alone, my friend, in name alone.
Re: CANDY, SON!
Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:57 am
by snipelfritz
I dunno, I heard that if you swallow them whole, you have to pass them out your dick like a kidney stone.
Seriously, I have a bad habit of chomping them as soon as I put them in my mouth. I've got some awesome chompers.
Man, I'm in a weird mood.
What's the board's opinion on Jelly Belly's?
Re: CANDY, SON!
Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:06 am
by Chankgeez
Doctor Who prefers jelly babies.
Re: CANDY, SON!
Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:15 am
by warwick.hoy
You used to be able to get giant Gobstoppers. I would crush them in my dad's vice to make the small enough to eat.
Re: CANDY, SON!
Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:17 am
by Chankgeez
warwick.hoy wrote:You used to be able to get giant Gobstoppers. I would crush them in my dad's vice to make the small enough to eat.
Cheater.
Re: CANDY, SON!
Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:19 am
by warwick.hoy
I am not a proud man.
Re: CANDY, SON!
Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:37 am
by Scruffie
Haha! I totally remember that from when I was a kid, don't think I ever bought them though.
I remember this candy that came in a little plastic garbage can shaped like old fish bones and stuff... I seem to recall awesomness.
Re: CANDY, SON!
Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 6:09 am
by theavondon
DUDE ONE TIME I WENT TO THE JELLY BELLY FACTORY AND THEY HAD THESE THINGS CALLED "BELLY FLOPS" THAT WERE FUCKED UP JELLY BEANS THAT THEY SOLD FOR DIRT CHEAP, AND THE THING IS, THEY ONLY SOLD THEM IN TWO POUND BAGS, AND EACH JELLY BEAN WAS LIKE THREE JELLY BEANS FUSED TOGETHER, AND THEY SOLD THEM IN BAGS THAT WERE ONLY ONE FLAVOR.
GIANT PEACH JELLY BELLYS