CAHRAZY Vag Stories and Shit

[kbit]

My first girlfriend was who I lost my virginity to. We had been dating for like 8-10 weeks and she decides she wants to. Cool. So we're hanging out one day before she had to go to work, we decide to go pick up condoms so after I pick her up from work we could go back to my dads house which was empty the whole weekend. After stopping at the store, we go hang out at my dads for at least an hour and watch tv/listen to music/whatever before I have to take her to work.

Welp, 20 minutes before we have to leave, she decides she wants to have sex right then before work. I was obviously stoked that she wanted to, but I brought up the fact that I don't think we would have enough time to do the deed. Her scoff and response are still clear in my head; "It's your first time. Trust me, we'll have enough time." Bitch.

WELP, 20 minutes later we're rushing to get our clothes on so she's not late, and I did not come. On one hand I was slightly proud that I didn't come in like 5 seconds, but on the other I was like FUCK NOW I HAVE TO WAIT LIKE 5 HOURS TO FINISH THIS SHIT. Thankfully we did just that, so it wasn't all that bad, but still.

Seriously though, am I the only guy who actually enjoys eating pussy?

No sir.

My ex was a squirter, made it even better.

Kinda jealous. Would really dig experiencing that.

[tuffteef]

We're sooooo a boys club.

who kiss and tell

[univalve]

We're sooooo a boys club.

who kiss and tell

[warwick.hoy]

College class, we go to see a play, chick gets super drunk, makes out with me, doesn't remember, acts like I'm a creep for trying to hook up later. Crazy. bitches.

Seriously though, am I the only guy who actually enjoys eating pussy?

No yer not,...and I see this question asked a lot.

You gotta prep that shit,...it's no fun sticking a dry penis into a dry vageener.

on

[warwick.hoy]

I was a little surprised when I started banging a chick who was essentially a stranger after approaching her when an exgf and I were at the end of our relationship.

I said something to the effect of,..."my girlfriend stopped fucking me,...would you like to fuck me?" A day later we were humping like rabbits,...multiple times, over the course of a few drug (the bad kind, but not the needle kind) and alcohol influenced days. Good times, but the shitty treatment that I received from this new "friend with benefits" shortly thereafter is not something I care to relive.

[plhogan]

One time I saw this vagina and it was all like "shhhhhhhhh".

[Ghost Hip]

I've had two girlfriends that didn't like receiving oral. Worst girlfriends ever.

[kbit]

I honestly don't think I could be in a relationship like that.

[Fuzz_Pi]

I've had two girlfriends that didn't like receiving oral. Worst girlfriends ever.

Da fuck?

[Ghost Hip]

I've had two girlfriends that didn't like receiving oral. Worst girlfriends ever.

Da fuck?

I honestly don't think I could be in a relationship like that.

Me either, one of them didn't like foreplay either. even worse. Luckily my current girlfriend is making up for all of those hardships.

EDIT: hehe... hardships.

[wsas3]

Do tell, maz, we are all fine brothers here!

[warwick.hoy]

I think some girls are just too uptight to know how to get off.

I could be wrong though.

[theavondon]

Ahahahahahahaha hardships

[Big Mon]

Where was I when this thread was being discussed. I will say to you all: If you haven't yet experienced a squirter,you need to change that. G Spot exists and it's not hard to find. MAKE IT HAPPEN! And if you haven't made a hotdog,you also have not lived.
I,too,enjoy munching carpet. With a little help from Captain Finger, you can prep that thing to produce favorable results(squirting!) You're welcome

[smallsnd/bigsnd]

I think some girls are just too uptight to know how to get off.

I could be wrong though.

i think in some ways it has to do with sexual repression by society.

on another note, when i went down on my first girlfriend for the first time i was met with a blast of scent that i care not remember. i made up a lie about my parents coming home soon or something - i never tried again and she never asked. i've only experienced clean smells/slight musk ever since.

musk.