Re: ilf board 2011 - kind of contest?
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:53 pm
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Re: ilf board 2011 - kind of contest?
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:08 pm
Re: ilf board 2011 - kind of contest?
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:14 pm
How to win an ILF board contest:
Buy a FUCK. Must have. Go ahead and get some kinda limited run ss/bs pedal while your at it.
A custom dwarfcraft dual of some sort.
Iron Ether. A bunch of it. Must have a frantabit.
Second voice.
Megalith. Can be replaced by a mega doomy/stoner muff
Synthy oscillating fuzzes. Multiples. The more custom switches/knobs the better.
Some tasteful modulation/delay effects from eqd/dr.s/blackout
Random EHX/boss junk.
Buy a FUCK. Must have. Go ahead and get some kinda limited run ss/bs pedal while your at it.
A custom dwarfcraft dual of some sort.
Iron Ether. A bunch of it. Must have a frantabit.
Second voice.
Megalith. Can be replaced by a mega doomy/stoner muff
Synthy oscillating fuzzes. Multiples. The more custom switches/knobs the better.
Some tasteful modulation/delay effects from eqd/dr.s/blackout
Random EHX/boss junk.
Re: ilf board 2011 - kind of contest?
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:26 pm
Gunner Recall wrote:How to win an ILF board contest:
Buy a FUCK. Must have. Go ahead and get some kinda limited run ss/bs pedal while your at it.
A custom dwarfcraft dual of some sort.
Iron Ether. A bunch of it. Must have a frantabit.
Second voice.
Megalith. Can be replaced by a mega doomy/stoner muff
Synthy oscillating fuzzes. Multiples. The more custom switches/knobs the better.
Some tasteful modulation/delay effects from eqd/dr.s/blackout
Random EHX/boss junk.
TGP equivalent =Tubescreamer and a DD7
Re: ilf board 2011 - kind of contest?
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:52 pm
Ancient Astronaught wrote:I'm down for like 4 categories:
Small board (1-8 pedals, single power supply)
Large board (9+ pedals, multiple power supplies)
Noise Board (come on who has a "small" noise board...)
Flashiest Board (Whose board is the most eye candied, not on rarity or value of pedals but the visual connection between all of them like the halloween board...)
I think these were the best categories and I love the idea. BUT we should make a different thread with all of our nominations once we got the categories down. Then each one can nominate one board for each category and in the end we just count the votes.
I don't know if we need a giveaway, it's just some fun shit. And yeah, giving a pedal to someone because he has the most awesome collection seems dull. We could however make it a giveaway in between everyone that voted.
Re: ilf board 2011 - kind of contest?
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:52 pm
I have a feeling I won't be submitting, because if I do, all it would do is make me feel like more of a fucking lightweight compared to everyone else here.
My jank is firmly on the chain, sadly.
My jank is firmly on the chain, sadly.
Re: ilf board 2011 - kind of contest?
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:54 pm
theavondon wrote:I have a feeling I won't be submitting, because if I do, all it would do is make me feel like more of a fucking lightweight compared to everyone else here.
My jank is firmly on the chain, sadly.
No, man, you are not supposed to submit your own stuff. Check the OP, you should submit other peoples' admirable jankses.
Re: ilf board 2011 - kind of contest?
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:56 pm
SO...MANY...ADMIRABLE...JANKSESESES...
Re: ilf board 2011 - kind of contest?
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:57 pm
phantasmagorovich wrote:theavondon wrote:I have a feeling I won't be submitting, because if I do, all it would do is make me feel like more of a fucking lightweight compared to everyone else here.
My jank is firmly on the chain, sadly.
No, man, you are not supposed to submit your own stuff. Check the OP, you should submit other peoples' admirable jankses.
Oh, fuck. I can't read. hahahahahaha
WELL, THEN.
Re: ilf board 2011 - kind of contest?
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:59 pm
theavondon wrote:I have a feeling I won't be submitting, because if I do, all it would do is make me feel like more of a fucking lightweight compared to everyone else here.
My jank is firmly on the chain, sadly.
Nonsense!
I've listened to your band, heard you lay down the law with my own two earholes. I'd submit that shit! Who wouldn't enjoy seeing the board responsible for laying down said law??
Re: ilf board 2011 - kind of contest?
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:59 pm
Holy Schnikes wrote:theavondon wrote:I have a feeling I won't be submitting, because if I do, all it would do is make me feel like more of a fucking lightweight compared to everyone else here.
My jank is firmly on the chain, sadly.
Nonsense!
I've listened to your band, heard you lay down the law with my own two earholes. I'd submit that shit! Who wouldn't enjoy seeing the board responsible for laying down said law??
ON THE CHAIN I SAY
Re: ilf board 2011 - kind of contest?
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:04 pm
Gone Fission wrote:How about "DIY-est board" as a category?
Sure, that as good as any category!
twice as good as the size categories small, medium, large etc 
Re: ilf board 2011 - kind of contest?
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:05 pm
theavondon wrote:ON THE CHAIN I SAY
Sadly, you have no say in the matter.
But I'll most likely respect your wishes and keep your jank on it's chain, maybe.
Re: ilf board 2011 - kind of contest?
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:57 pm
put that jank where it stank
Re: ilf board 2011 - kind of contest?
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 6:04 pm
I like the idea of changing categories each year. Let them reflect changing trends, ILF inside jokes, etc.
1. HAHA. ilfested/ilf centric category... it could be like The Bizarro Gear Page boards (Seinfeld reference). Fuck OD instead of Klon/Timmy. Malekko Ekko 919 ( jk!!!) instead of Echoczar. BAT Pharaoh instead of DAM Rams head. Pink enclosures and kitteh artwork highly recommend. iamilffamous!!!!!
2. DIY category would be winning too! Laowiz and stupiddreams, can I get a role call? Bonus points if you built your own pedalboard too.
3. Univalve's idea of showing off your harem (showdown between the Carrot and dev, modern vs vintage)
4. It would be awesome to have a "Binary Boards" (majority digital pedals) and "Mojo Matters" (digitalphobic. only pedals of the analog, vintage persuasion) board categories.
Also, the only problem with nominating boards from the Let's See Your Pedal Board thread is that it would be so easy to forget about/overlook some sweet boards. What if we had a separate thread to post your own board or link to your favorite boards from other threads... no comments, pictures only! That way we would have a nice reference to make it easier to see them all side by side.
1. HAHA. ilfested/ilf centric category... it could be like The Bizarro Gear Page boards (Seinfeld reference). Fuck OD instead of Klon/Timmy. Malekko Ekko 919 (
jk!!!) instead of Echoczar. BAT Pharaoh instead of DAM Rams head. Pink enclosures and kitteh artwork highly recommend. iamilffamous!!!!!2. DIY category would be winning too! Laowiz and stupiddreams, can I get a role call? Bonus points if you built your own pedalboard too.
3. Univalve's idea of showing off your harem (showdown between the Carrot and dev, modern vs vintage)
4. It would be awesome to have a "Binary Boards" (majority digital pedals) and "Mojo Matters" (digitalphobic. only pedals of the analog, vintage persuasion) board categories.
Also, the only problem with nominating boards from the Let's See Your Pedal Board thread is that it would be so easy to forget about/overlook some sweet boards. What if we had a separate thread to post your own board or link to your favorite boards from other threads... no comments, pictures only! That way we would have a nice reference to make it easier to see them all side by side.