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you should go as dave

maz91379 wrote:I think i'm going as a drunk and homeless version of link from zelda.

So you're going as Link from Zelda, and you happen to be drunk and homeless?

to go with Jim costumes, write book on your face.

go as a poop ninja.

Ilikewater wrote:to go with Jim costumes, write book on your face.

go as a poop ninja.

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GO AS
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Take a cow costume and put a banana costume over it. Instant banana shake.

maz91379 wrote:

tuffteef wrote:

you should go as dave

One of my math teachers in highschool was younger and looked ridiculously like jim/ finally dressed up as him for halloween. It was sort of cool.

so hot if he was

Get a wizard robe and a fog machine; INSTANT SUNN 0))))

If you go as a lumberjack and don't wear hot pants and an epic combover, you can go fuck yourself. (because that shit would get you laid, thus, if you don't you'll have to fuck yourself.)

are we talkin like

the lumberjack hipster look
gay bear lumberjack
seattle lumberjack
or lumberjack lumberjack

Black Eye makeup on one eye,...pin a "P" to you shirt.

If anyone asks you are a black eyed pea.

Although I think going dressed up as you favorite effects pedal would be epic.

EDIT: Why the fuck to do I keep forgetting to put an "r" on "your".

because, like most Bostonians, you discriminate against "r's".

Paul Beatty reference FTW BISHES.

You non-rhotic son of a bitch.

(it's insane how long I've been waiting to use that as an insult)

tuffteef wrote:are we talkin like

the lumberjack hipster look
gay bear lumberjack
seattle lumberjack
or lumberjack lumberjack

I'm thinking a combination of #s 1,2 and 4 would best, but mostly #4.

tuffteef wrote:are we talkin like

the lumberjack hipster look
gay bear lumberjack
seattle lumberjack
or lumberjack lumberjack

There is no difference... [I live out here, I know these things you see] lumberjacks are... like... a mix of superrednecks and screwballs i.e. they are all crazy as fuck

To dress like one:
Plaid shirt
Big ugly boots, these should only cost you like $300-400
Logger pants, blue jeans that hat about 4" cut off the length.

OR you could dress like one of the scary ones... [based on real Aberdeen legend]
ZZ Top beard
Big black overcoat
Green golf shoes
and a pink hand bag to keep you chainsaw tools in

Dude was a what out here is called a Cedar Nazi [poacher or fallen trees on company own land] one story I keep hearing is he had this board that he got at a garage sale that had all these nails in it and he would put it in the middle of the logging road by his house and the Weyerhaeuser logger trucks would run over the thing blowing out their tires Which would piss them off and they'd start yelling... "what the fuck is this" He'd come up with a shotgun and prop it on the hood of the log truck and say "Well... looks like you got #1,2 and oh you got # 26 too" [or what ever nail got bent over] One of the Aberdeen Judges liked him or something he always got off Sadly he died from a cedar tree in his yard falling on him. Now THAT is a logger