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you'll have to pardon me, because i'm working on memory here...the ex and i were so alienated we made love about three times in the last 2 years.

catch my breath. find the towel i cleverly left somewhere nearby and use it for the obvious cleanup purposes. go have a piss. usually come back and snuggle...i'm mushy that way. a lot of the time my partner and i will fall asleep because we done knocked ourselves out. back when i had a partner who liked more of the same kinds of stuff i liked we'd maybe sit around half-clothed, get stoned, watch something on the telly, read the Sunday paper, maybe have a snack or fool around some more. at least, that's what i remember what it was like when i had a compatible partner i was attracted to.

Get the fuck out of there before the cops show up.

McSpunckle wrote:Get the fuck out of there before the cops show up.

or her boyfriend/husband....

Catch my breath and snuggle i guess... and just think about how awesome we are together

btw.. rare occasion? bitch please...

yeah, it can happen... but some gfs are prudes without disguise and that's even worse

been there

I usually just clean up, give her a nice pat on the back and then crawl out of the fish tank.

Turn off the Sunn 0))) playing the background, untie her and say I'll only take the spider gag out if she promises not to scream.

maz91379 wrote:Making food/ eating like a grilled cheese sammich or ice cream or koolaid. Like last time i interrupted cuddling/ had person drive me to go get taco bell directly after. "sorry babe i know you are enjoying this and all but i'm totally starving" I felt like such a dick as it was maybe 1-2 minutes after we had finished sort of in the "well you know, i'm done make me a sandwhich" type of vein. It should be noted that there are no taco bells in australia and i've been here since last march.

my god you must be dying for a few tacos, a burrito, and maybe a mexican pizza-

1. Turn off video camera.
2. Give him/her some treats.
3. Walk him/her to the park for a game of fetch.
4. Upload video.
5. Profit.

Schlatte wrote:

McSpunckle wrote:Get the fuck out of there before the cops show up.

or her boyfriend/husband....

or you do them too.

I like the way you're thinking...

Snuggle. Sleep. Wake up. Take shower. Chocolate milk.

Apologize profusely.

alexa. wrote:

Schlatte wrote:

McSpunckle wrote:Get the fuck out of there before the cops show up.

or her boyfriend/husband....

or you do them too.

The ass bleeding smiley really detracts from your point.

I think this is the only serious response, but I just smoke a cig