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Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 5:51 am
by DarkAxel
what a dick
it's that kind of stupid sexist egocentric behavior i hate about us
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:32 am
by Fuzzy Fred
DarkAxel wrote:what a dick
it's that kind of stupid sexist egocentric behavior i hate about us
Before a show, I like to start off by saying "this is kind of like sea world. If you're in the first few rows, you will get wet" then I grab my crotch and grunt and point at the ladies. How could you hate that?
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:29 am
by fiddelerselbow
Christopher wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro7weKi019Y[/youtube]
#swag
Doesn't it say somewhere on his youtube page that he's getting a sex change? No more cucumber I guess.
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:30 am
by DarkAxel
Fuzzy Fred wrote:DarkAxel wrote:what a dick
it's that kind of stupid sexist egocentric behavior i hate about us
Before a show, I like to start off by saying "this is kind of like sea world. If you're in the first few rows, you will get wet" then I grab my crotch and grunt and point at the ladies. How could you hate that?
that it's hillarious as long as it's a joke but some people mean these things (semi)seriously
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:45 am
by Fuzzy Fred
DarkAxel wrote:Fuzzy Fred wrote:DarkAxel wrote:what a dick
it's that kind of stupid sexist egocentric behavior i hate about us
Before a show, I like to start off by saying "this is kind of like sea world. If you're in the first few rows, you will get wet" then I grab my crotch and grunt and point at the ladies. How could you hate that?
that it's hillarious as long as it's a joke but some people mean these things (semi)seriously
Yeah lol, one of my favourite things to say whenever I bust out a song with a capo is to just say "the capo is like having an extra finger", then I stare at some random girl in the audience until she looks at me then I wink then go into the song. Seriously awesome just to see some of their expressions like "is he going to put that in me?"
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:52 am
by DarkAxel
You're good
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:58 am
by Fuzzy Fred
DarkAxel wrote:You're good
drunk chicks loved it... try it sometime
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:02 pm
by Pollinator95
Achtane wrote:This man knows what's up.
His... cucumber?
I LOL´d when he spanked his ass. And the dry humping ...
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:19 pm
by univalve
his jeans is not skinny
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 4:04 pm
by jfrey
Lol. Exact opposite of me playing guitar or bass.
My method:
1. Stand perfectly still.
2. Look at guitar/bass, or at point in the distance. Never look anywhere else.
3. No drinking while playing. That's for after.
4. Wear normal clothes regardless of music scene. Either jeans and white tee, or button down shirt and nice pants.
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:48 am
by soldersqueeze
Personally I've always favoured the old method of
* Stand staring at pedals for first song
* Start loosening up and enjoying it during second song
* Move around more and more during third song until you fuck up your playing/ effects management
* Feel embaressed and go back to staring at pedals and not moving
* Repeat to fade....
Oh, and my jeans are too baggy for a cucumber to really be pronounced enough, so I went for a fire extinguisher- sexy AND safe
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:01 pm
by warwick.hoy
GAWD I FUCKING HATE GENE SIMMONS.
PS,...Do you get bonus points for dressing up like a rodent?
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:24 pm
by bob the r0bot
HOW TO ROCK DA BAZZ
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:22 pm
by snipelfritz
warwick.hoy wrote:GAWD I FUCKING HATE GENE SIMMONS.
PS,...Do you get bonus points for dressing up like a rodent?
Dress up like a snow leopard, minus the furry head. That's what Michael Ivins does all the time.
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:53 pm
by Mudfuzz
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPWazHqtLrw[/youtube]