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Re: I want this.
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:47 pm
by Blackened Soul
magiclawnchair wrote:Blackened Soul wrote:metalmariachi wrote:I want a mermaid couch.
mermaid couch.jpg
MM
Pirates these days... I just don't know... he could have least got a parrot
The whole I'm badass with my AK.. no style
If you are going to have a gold mermaid couch at least get a ruffled shirt or nice smoking jacket or something
AND A PARROT!
i was driving home from work on friday and i was in a left turn lane at a red light. the old man in the lane to my right had a white cockatoo ON HIS SHOULDER AND IT WAS EATING HIS SANDWICH!?!?!?!?!?!
It must have been hungry
Re: I want this.
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:07 pm
by metalmariachi
Re: I want this.
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:41 pm
by Bellyheart
i know a guy selling one. Just let me know.
Re: I want this.
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:36 am
by behndy
i know. it's a dilema. this.....
or......
("a fish.... with tits.... tittie-fish.....")
or fuck a mermaid, go starfish?
i've always been WAY bigger a fan of naga's than mermaids though.....
Re: I want this.
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:51 am
by Gearmond
dude, those nagas are cheating, man
Re: I want this.
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 1:20 am
by metalmariachi
Nagas can change from snake to half snake to human form they are almost as sneaky as Demons.
I’d still do one though.
MM
Re: I want this.
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:08 am
by behndy
I. <3. NAGAS.
Re: I want this.
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 3:54 am
by dubkitty
NAGAS WITH ATTITUDE.
Re: I want this.
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:35 am
by behndy
heh. JIA BOIIII!!
Re: I want this.
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:02 am
by DuoSonicII
Mermaids would still have a fish-cooch, right? Maybe that's like, just as good or even better than regular cooch.
Re: I want this.
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:41 am
by behndy
Futurama says you just.... finish over a pile eggs she lays. all Really Fishy like. in tue episode where tbey found the Lost City Of Atlantis.
i'd hope they'd have a scaly vagoo. that'd be NEAT!
Re: I want this.
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:48 am
by snipelfritz
behndy wrote:Futurama says you just.... finish over a pile eggs she lays. all Really Fishy like. in tue episode where tbey found the Lost City Of Atlantis.
i'd hope they'd have a scaly vagoo. that'd be NEAT!
Ribbed for
your pleasure, ewwwww!!!
Everything in you post is correct, except it was the Lost City of Atlanta.
Re: I want this.
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:49 am
by eatyourguitar
fish pussy smells like fish pussy
Re: I want this.
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:55 am
by levitates
I want a female top and fish bottom.I would titty bang the hell out of a mermaid
Re: I want this.
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 11:07 am
by behndy
snipelfritz wrote:behndy wrote:Futurama says you just.... finish over a pile eggs she lays. all Really Fishy like. in tue episode where tbey found the Lost City Of Atlantis.
i'd hope they'd have a scaly vagoo. that'd be NEAT!
Ribbed for
your pleasure, ewwwww!!!
Everything in you post is correct, except it was the Lost City of Atlanta.
fucking iphone. stealing my geek cred. i have that asinine predictive text turned off and i still goof words sometimes. TINY KEYBOARD IS TINY.
...... Tiny Keyboard Rubbed on Fish Pussy Smells Like Fish Pussy.
