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At first I thought pedlul. Then I thought pr0n. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a fleshlight?

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Achtane wrote:

hbombgraphics wrote:there is no gift you could give that made nightly sex a sure thing (maybe a nanny (for the kid watching not the sex))

YEAHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....oh.

HAH! i lol'rd all over the coaster!

i........ would buy a pedal..... and fuck...... on the couch?

i'm lying. i have the least comfortable Sexin Couch on the planet. well, maybe not the PLANET, but it's fucking horrible for someone 6'4"-ish to get at somebody 5'3"-ish.

where's the hookers and blow option? That's what I'd do

tuffteef wrote:you buy a piece of everything
little of this little of that

Me?

Girl, bro.

I really need a bed right now.
I'd probably put the money towards one of those things.

I like sex, so the GF gets it. Thankfully she's a nerd so something electronic always works. A nook got me a couple of hot nights.

obvious nook->nookie joke included by reference.

I'd stock up on liquor and wine.

Fuzz

Save for emergency. Every time a company ninjas out some new pedal I am always strapped for cash. Emergency fuzz fund.

McSpunckle wrote:I'd stock up on liquor and wine.

That falls under the "food and other necessities" category for me.

alcohol has calories; ergo, alcohol is food.