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fuck i,m so hungry now...

proroby wrote:

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you made my dick puke green things. well played.

also, do you have ANY idea how much it burns to have greens things come out your weenis? and they tell you to do such AWFUL things.

That picture has made me realize that I am officially TERRIFIED of vaginas.

Also, I'm totally going to Arby's after practice tonight.

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Wow, those things probably hang down halfway to her knees when she's standing up.

behndy wrote:... do you have ANY idea how much it burns to have greens things come out your weenis?

Umm...you DO know what your weenis actually is, don't you?

nope. even on that site it's classified as "adult/slang", so it's inherently region specific.

on the high seas it might be a pirate flag when someone says Jolly Roger, but in my hood growing up a Jolly Roger was a grrL that giggled too much when she was giving you an Angry H-Jay.

my weenis LIKES being Jollily Rogered. shit, in the UK i think that'd just be a happy ass-fucking.

RARRRRR. pedantic semanticisms to the rescue!!

this is reminding me of the article i read about some British rock band staying at the hotel in San Francisco where all the cool music types stay when they're in town and making "the obligatory joke about having a fag on Polk Street."

shit. don't even get me STARTED on the awesomeness of British/UK Slang. reading to much Irvine Welsh as a younger kicken gave me a slang fetish.

Fanny, Slag, Minger, SPECIALLY Ginger Minger, Bender, Cottaging, Slapper, Poof, Tosser, Top Oneself, Washing Up.... even slang that doesna have to with sex just gets me ANGRY in my pants.

in my WEENIS.

again, RARRRRRRR.

for me it was Monty Python when it first hit public TV. there's nothing i love more that a good idiom, especially when it rolls off the tongue as delightfully as a good Anglicism. or, i should say, a proper Anglicism.

i love me some dirty, slushy mumbled What Did You Just Say To Me shit.

i was playing pickup basketball in London one time and had to get cats to repeat themselves like 3 or 4 times just to get "i sir, am parched and would enjoy a tasty beverage right now" out of the mush of accents and twisted words coming out of cats.

they thought my shit was hella weird too, so, fair enough.

good times.

I imagine it would burn to have green things come out of your weenis. For christs sake it doesn't even have a whole.

Slang can but fun, but when people don't enunciate it make communication immensely difficult.

made this the other night.

damn. That meatloaf looks so phallic, yet it makes me so hungry anyways.

meat DICKERDOODLE!!! YAYYYY!!!

..... google Penny Arcade and Dickerdoodle. best. nerd. confections. EVER.