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Re: Free Slurpee Day!

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:57 am
by jfrey
theavondon wrote:
snipelfritz wrote:The gas station where I work doesn't even have Arizona products nor slurpees.

We do have milkshakes and smoothies and hot dogs that have probably been sitting out before 4am. No really, I put the hot dogs out around 3:30am and when I come back at 10pm, I'm pretty sure it's the same exact food.


WAIT WHAT NO ARIZONA FUCK THAT NOISE

Seriously. The AP Spesh and the GTAP are standard beverages.

Everyone should know what those are.

Re: Free Slurpee Day!

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:33 am
by Fuzzy Fred
Officer Bukowski wrote:
Fuzzy Fred wrote:
jfrey wrote:You need help...


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Why has nobody commented on this monkey's ridiculously large balls yet?


I haven't even noticed... :idk:

Re: Free Slurpee Day!

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:54 am
by Gone Fission
Officer Bukowski wrote:
Fuzzy Fred wrote:
jfrey wrote:You need help...


Image

Why has nobody commented on this monkey's ridiculously large balls yet?


Whoa! Just noticed the monkey. Just saw a really proud pair.

Re: Free Slurpee Day!

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:28 am
by nieh
snipelfritz wrote:The gas station where I work doesn't even have Arizona products nor slurpees.

We do have milkshakes and smoothies and hot dogs that have probably been sitting out before 4am. No really, I put the hot dogs out around 3:30am and when I come back at 10pm, I'm pretty sure it's the same exact food.


What the hell kind of gas station do you work at?

Re: Free Slurpee Day!

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:32 pm
by McSpunckle
Fuzzy Fred wrote:Image


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Re: Free Slurpee Day!

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 4:41 am
by Officer Bukowski
Yeah dude those balls are crazy. That's the first thing I noticed. What's that weird little thing on top? Is that what a monkey penis looks like? What the fuck how do you have balls like that and then... Eh whatever.

I'm not gonna lie I saw those balls, felt a little demasculated, saw that weird shriveled up dick thing, and felt totally awesome again. Yeah fuck you and your stupid balls, monkey.

Re: Free Slurpee Day!

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 5:43 am
by McSpunckle
Dude, I think you may be looking into those monkey's junk a bit much...

Re: Free Slurpee Day!

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:41 pm
by skip
shit-missed it

Re: Free Slurpee Day!

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:57 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
Officer Bukowski wrote:Yeah dude those balls are crazy. That's the first thing I noticed. What's that weird little thing on top? Is that what a monkey penis looks like? What the fuck how do you have balls like that and then... Eh whatever.

I'm not gonna lie I saw those balls, felt a little demasculated, saw that weird shriveled up dick thing, and felt totally awesome again. Yeah fuck you and your stupid balls, monkey.


I'm scared... I can't talk to you anymore... sorry