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theavondon wrote:snipelfritz wrote:The gas station where I work doesn't even have Arizona products nor slurpees.
We do have milkshakes and smoothies and hot dogs that have probably been sitting out before 4am. No really, I put the hot dogs out around 3:30am and when I come back at 10pm, I'm pretty sure it's the same exact food.
WAIT WHAT NO ARIZONA FUCK THAT NOISE
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BitchPudding wrote:DO WHAT MUST BE DONE, LORD JFREY.
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Officer Bukowski wrote:Fuzzy Fred wrote:jfrey wrote:You need help...
Why has nobody commented on this monkey's ridiculously large balls yet?
Officer Bukowski wrote:Fuzzy Fred wrote:jfrey wrote:You need help...
Why has nobody commented on this monkey's ridiculously large balls yet?
D.o.S. wrote:Broadly speaking, if we at ILF are dropping 300 bucks on a pedal it probably sounds like an SNES holocaust.
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UglyCasanova wrote:brb gonna slap my dick on my stomp boxes
snipelfritz wrote:The gas station where I work doesn't even have Arizona products nor slurpees.
We do have milkshakes and smoothies and hot dogs that have probably been sitting out before 4am. No really, I put the hot dogs out around 3:30am and when I come back at 10pm, I'm pretty sure it's the same exact food.
Chankgeez wrote: (Don't worry, spouses come and go, ILF is forever.)
Officer Bukowski wrote:Yeah dude those balls are crazy. That's the first thing I noticed. What's that weird little thing on top? Is that what a monkey penis looks like? What the fuck how do you have balls like that and then... Eh whatever.
I'm not gonna lie I saw those balls, felt a little demasculated, saw that weird shriveled up dick thing, and felt totally awesome again. Yeah fuck you and your stupid balls, monkey.
