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Re: So I just bought a sharpie...
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 10:58 am
by univalve
and you were here before ilf was!
Re: So I just bought a sharpie...
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 12:34 pm
by dubkitty
that's not eyeliner, that's auditioning for Blue Man Group.
Re: So I just bought a sharpie...
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 11:57 pm
by tuffteef
dubkitty wrote:that's not eyeliner, that's auditioning for Blue Man Group.

Re: So I just bought a sharpie...
Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 12:42 am
by ashdown
theactionindex wrote:...so I could sign all of your tits cause I'm famous, sluts. GET IN LINE.

Re: So I just bought a sharpie...
Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 1:50 pm
by Officer Bukowski
I signed this girl's tits once. The pen didn't really work that well. I just wanted to touch her tits

Re: So I just bought a sharpie...
Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 1:53 pm
by DarkAxel
I have to admit i also signed a pair of tits

nice tits
too bad i suck at signing

Re: So I just bought a sharpie...
Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 2:00 pm
by dubkitty
"i'm sorry...did you say 'sing into your tits'?"
Re: So I just bought a sharpie...
Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 2:03 pm
by theactionindex
I don't even like tits, but just the act of signing them would make me happy. Ima start cock signing, or maybe even cock singing. Win/win situation.
Re: So I just bought a sharpie...
Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 2:09 pm
by Officer Bukowski
My first though was nahh sign my cock/ put it in my butt but I went with something more heterosexual haha.
Re: So I just bought a sharpie...
Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 2:23 pm
by TroySanders
Officer Bukowski wrote:I went with something more heterosexual
mistake
Re: So I just bought a sharpie...
Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 2:48 pm
by dubkitty
that's not necessarily heterosexual. not necessarily even heteronormative.
Re: So I just bought a sharpie...
Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 3:19 pm
by Officer Bukowski
It became heterosexual when I got a fat halfie.
What does heteronormative mean?
Re: So I just bought a sharpie...
Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 3:24 pm
by dubkitty
stuff that straight people like.
Re: So I just bought a sharpie...
Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 3:30 pm
by Officer Bukowski
I'd say the average straight dude is pretty into tits.
Re: So I just bought a sharpie...
Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 3:56 pm
by DarkAxel
theactionindex wrote:I don't even like tits
isn't this what McSpunckle used to say a while ago? is it contagious?
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