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Re: Dear Eastern Europe,

Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 10:59 am
by futuresailors
Gearmond wrote:eastern europe humor joke:

what one potato say to other?







premise ridiculous. who have two potato?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Winner.

Re: Dear Eastern Europe,

Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 1:09 pm
by smile_man
i dont think i want anything to do with eastern european women.

Re: Dear Eastern Europe,

Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 5:23 pm
by Fuzzy Picklez
smile_man wrote:i dont think i want anything to do with eastern european women after the age of 25.

I fixed it.
They get ugly fast.

Re: Dear Eastern Europe,

Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 11:58 pm
by Gearmond
Two Latvian look at clouds. One see potato. Other see impossible dream.





















Is same cloud.

Re: Dear Eastern Europe,

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 1:57 am
by devnulljp
Latvian walk into bar with pig on shoulder. Bartender say, “That look delicious!” But pig say, “No. Is Latvian. Taste is similar to dog.”


A Croatian, an Estonian, and a Latvian are in a bar. The croatian says: "I hungry!" The Estonian say: "I have starving!" The Latvian...has been dead for three weeks.

Re: Dear Eastern Europe,

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 4:33 am
by DarkAxel
Hey there, guys :cool:

Re: Dear Eastern Europe,

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 4:46 am
by devnulljp
DarkAxel wrote:Hey there, guys :cool:
The Czech is in the mail ... :erm:

Re: Dear Eastern Europe,

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 4:49 am
by DarkAxel
devnulljp wrote:
DarkAxel wrote:Hey there, guys :cool:
The Czech is in the mail ... :erm:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

it's all about titties 'n beer

we also have great sweets

but girls/women here... :animal:

Re: Dear Eastern Europe,

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 7:13 am
by snipelfritz
DarkAxel wrote:
devnulljp wrote:
DarkAxel wrote:Hey there, guys :cool:
The Czech is in the mail ... :erm:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

it's all about titties 'n beer

we also have great sweets

but girls/women here... :animal:

Are you saying they're ravage-worthy or are you saying they look like Animal from the Muppetts?

My dumb joke:
How do you look over someone from Eastern Europe?








Ukraine your neck!!! :)*

Re: Dear Eastern Europe,

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 7:54 am
by DarkAxel
they're totally ravage-worthy

i can't even stress that enough

Re: Dear Eastern Europe,

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 10:39 am
by Bassus Sanguinis
DarkAxel wrote:they're totally ravage-worthy

i can't even stress that enough


They so totally are. :cool:

Re: Dear Eastern Europe,

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 3:35 pm
by futuresailors
DarkAxel wrote:they're totally ravage-worthy

i can't even stress that enough


To jim jen povidej...ja jsem Futuresailor's holka ale jim nic nerikej ;), trochu "trolling" nikdy neskodi. Kde presne v Cesku se nachazis?

Re: Dear Eastern Europe,

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 3:39 pm
by DarkAxel
futuresailors wrote:
DarkAxel wrote:they're totally ravage-worthy

i can't even stress that enough


To jim jen povidej...ja jsem Futuresailor's holka ale jim nic nerikej ;), trochu "trolling" nikdy neskodi. Kde presne v Cesku se nachazis?


Ostrava :) pěkný ;) :thumb: ty jsi ta, o které se zmiňoval, když si vychvaloval naše sladkosti? (například Mila :D ) tedy alespoň myslím, že to byl on

by the way... guys... there's not enough effects love here in Czech republic :( seriously

Re: Dear Eastern Europe,

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 4:35 pm
by futuresailors
DarkAxel wrote:
futuresailors wrote:
DarkAxel wrote:they're totally ravage-worthy

i can't even stress that enough


To jim jen povidej...ja jsem Futuresailor's holka ale jim nic nerikej ;), trochu "trolling" nikdy neskodi. Kde presne v Cesku se nachazis?


Ostrava :) pěkný ;) :thumb: ty jsi ta, o které se zmiňoval, když si vychvaloval naše sladkosti? (například Mila :D ) tedy alespoň myslím, že to byl on

by the way... guys... there's not enough effects love here in Czech republic :( seriously


haha to Jsem Ja, nase sladkosti Jsou nejlepsi ;) Mila, Tatranka (nebo to je Slovensky?) atd. to mi tady chybi, ale mama leti do Prahy za mesic tak mi snad neco prinese. Na Ostrave Jsem asi nikdy nebila, mam ale babcu v Dobrichovich a druhou v Praze, sorry pisu jako debil ale Cestinu Jsem nikdy nebrala ve skole :/

Ok I should stop or F.Sailor will get upset mwahaha

Re: Dear Eastern Europe,

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 4:42 pm
by DarkAxel
futuresailors wrote:
DarkAxel wrote:
futuresailors wrote:
DarkAxel wrote:they're totally ravage-worthy

i can't even stress that enough


To jim jen povidej...ja jsem Futuresailor's holka ale jim nic nerikej ;), trochu "trolling" nikdy neskodi. Kde presne v Cesku se nachazis?


Ostrava :) pěkný ;) :thumb: ty jsi ta, o které se zmiňoval, když si vychvaloval naše sladkosti? (například Mila :D ) tedy alespoň myslím, že to byl on

by the way... guys... there's not enough effects love here in Czech republic :( seriously


haha to Jsem Ja, nase sladkosti Jsou nejlepsi ;) Mila, Tatranka (nebo to je Slovensky?) atd. to mi tady chybi, ale mama leti do Prahy za mesic tak mi snad neco prinese. Na Ostrave Jsem asi nikdy nebila, mam ale babcu v Dobrichovich a druhou v Praze, sorry pisu jako debil ale Cestinu Jsem nikdy nebrala ve skole :/

Ok I should stop or F.Sailor will get upset mwahaha


it was nice talking to you, Futuresailor's alterego :thumb: also your czech is not that bad ;)


what are you looking at, ILF?
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