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Re: I've been noticing a serious lack of SPACERITUAL

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:09 am
by sonidero
What SPACERITUAL.?. We got SPACEWOOD!!!

Re: I've been noticing a serious lack of SPACERITUAL

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:18 am
by snipelfritz
I've got spacewood if you know what I mean
;)
BLASTOFF!!!

Re: I've been noticing a serious lack of SPACERITUAL

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:53 am
by Bassus Sanguinis
masked elwood wrote:
bob the r0bot wrote:someone is going to have to compensate for his absence and swear in all caps. I nominate masked elwood.


WELL THAT'S JUST FUCKING GREAT!!!! I WAS GETTING A BLOW JOB FROM MY BABYSITTER WHEN THE PHONE RANG...IT WAS MY WIFE AND WANTED TO SPEAK TO THE BABYSITTER....I WAS LIKE.....THE BITCH IS BUSY EARNING HER PAY. AT THAT POINT THE BABYSITTER BIT MY SAK AND I SCREAMED " OUCH MY FUKKING SAK"....THE MY WIFE STARTED ASKING ALL THESE DICK QUESTIONS THAT WAS INTERRUPTING MY OTHERWISE FINE BJ. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I HAD TO SHIT. SO I HUNG UP ON MY WIFE, SMACKED THE BABYSITTER FOR BITIN' MY SAK...AND RAN OFF TO SPRAY THE BOWL. THE WIFE CAME RIGHT HOME AND COMPLETELY THREW A FIT COMPLAINING ABOUT THE BABYSITTER BEING THERE WHEN WE HAVE NO KIDS.
I HAD NO REAL ANSWER FOR THAT ONE SO SHE DROVE UP THE MOUNTAIN AND THREW MY TELECASTER IN THE RIVER. I'M OK WITH THAT AS THE BABYSITTER IS COMING BACK OVER TOMORROW WHEN THE WIFE GOES TO WORK. I'LL FUKKING SHOW HER.


You so totally have to reduce the tele from the babysitters pay! Your avatar says so, too. :thumb: :lol:

Re: I've been noticing a serious lack of SPACERITUAL

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:36 am
by theavondon
I'm fine with how this worked out.




Wait, no I'm not. I STILL NEED SR

Re: I've been noticing a serious lack of SPACERITUAL

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:32 pm
by Bassboar
WE MISS YOU SPACERITUAL!!!!!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Re: I've been noticing a serious lack of SPACERITUAL

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:46 pm
by warwick.hoy
masked elwood wrote:
bob the r0bot wrote:someone is going to have to compensate for his absence and swear in all caps. I nominate masked elwood.


WELL THAT'S JUST FUCKING GREAT!!!! I WAS GETTING A BLOW JOB FROM MY BABYSITTER WHEN THE PHONE RANG...IT WAS MY WIFE AND WANTED TO SPEAK TO THE BABYSITTER....I WAS LIKE.....THE BITCH IS BUSY EARNING HER PAY. AT THAT POINT THE BABYSITTER BIT MY SAK AND I SCREAMED " OUCH MY FUKKING SAK"....THE MY WIFE STARTED ASKING ALL THESE DICK QUESTIONS THAT WAS INTERRUPTING MY OTHERWISE FINE BJ. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I HAD TO SHIT. SO I HUNG UP ON MY WIFE, SMACKED THE BABYSITTER FOR BITIN' MY SAK...AND RAN OFF TO SPRAY THE BOWL. THE WIFE CAME RIGHT HOME AND COMPLETELY THREW A FIT COMPLAINING ABOUT THE BABYSITTER BEING THERE WHEN WE HAVE NO KIDS.
I HAD NO REAL ANSWER FOR THAT ONE SO SHE DROVE UP THE MOUNTAIN AND THREW MY TELECASTER IN THE RIVER. I'M OK WITH THAT AS THE BABYSITTER IS COMING BACK OVER TOMORROW WHEN THE WIFE GOES TO WORK. I'LL FUKKING SHOW HER.


It's just not the same.

Sorry

Re: I've been noticing a serious lack of SPACERITUAL

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:14 pm
by nieh
I like it....

Re: I've been noticing a serious lack of SPACERITUAL

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:14 pm
by the Life Aquatic
lets try to get him fired so he has to come back to us

Re: I've been noticing a serious lack of SPACERITUAL

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:25 pm
by bob the r0bot
someone send his employer print outs of all his posts

Re: I've been noticing a serious lack of SPACERITUAL

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:49 pm
by Fuzzy Picklez
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

Re: I've been noticing a serious lack of SPACERITUAL

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:17 pm
by warwick.hoy
So much awesome in the last few posts.

Re: I've been noticing a serious lack of SPACERITUAL

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:04 am
by DarkAxel
It's just not the same without him

even tho elwd's story was heading the right way

Re: I've been noticing a serious lack of SPACERITUAL

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:18 am
by snipelfritz
Except that SPACERITUAL being married sounds a little far-fetched.

Re: I've been noticing a serious lack of SPACERITUAL

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:10 am
by deadbeatriot
snipelfritz wrote:Except that SPACERITUAL being married sounds a little far-fetched.


vegas, baby.



vegas.

Re: I've been noticing a serious lack of SPACERITUAL

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 10:30 am
by MaxMaps
Spacy is working for a meatsmoke.

True story