Re: I've been noticing a serious lack of SPACERITUAL
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:09 am
What SPACERITUAL.?. We got SPACEWOOD!!!

masked elwood wrote:bob the r0bot wrote:someone is going to have to compensate for his absence and swear in all caps. I nominate masked elwood.
WELL THAT'S JUST FUCKING GREAT!!!! I WAS GETTING A BLOW JOB FROM MY BABYSITTER WHEN THE PHONE RANG...IT WAS MY WIFE AND WANTED TO SPEAK TO THE BABYSITTER....I WAS LIKE.....THE BITCH IS BUSY EARNING HER PAY. AT THAT POINT THE BABYSITTER BIT MY SAK AND I SCREAMED " OUCH MY FUKKING SAK"....THE MY WIFE STARTED ASKING ALL THESE DICK QUESTIONS THAT WAS INTERRUPTING MY OTHERWISE FINE BJ. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I HAD TO SHIT. SO I HUNG UP ON MY WIFE, SMACKED THE BABYSITTER FOR BITIN' MY SAK...AND RAN OFF TO SPRAY THE BOWL. THE WIFE CAME RIGHT HOME AND COMPLETELY THREW A FIT COMPLAINING ABOUT THE BABYSITTER BEING THERE WHEN WE HAVE NO KIDS.
I HAD NO REAL ANSWER FOR THAT ONE SO SHE DROVE UP THE MOUNTAIN AND THREW MY TELECASTER IN THE RIVER. I'M OK WITH THAT AS THE BABYSITTER IS COMING BACK OVER TOMORROW WHEN THE WIFE GOES TO WORK. I'LL FUKKING SHOW HER.


masked elwood wrote:bob the r0bot wrote:someone is going to have to compensate for his absence and swear in all caps. I nominate masked elwood.
WELL THAT'S JUST FUCKING GREAT!!!! I WAS GETTING A BLOW JOB FROM MY BABYSITTER WHEN THE PHONE RANG...IT WAS MY WIFE AND WANTED TO SPEAK TO THE BABYSITTER....I WAS LIKE.....THE BITCH IS BUSY EARNING HER PAY. AT THAT POINT THE BABYSITTER BIT MY SAK AND I SCREAMED " OUCH MY FUKKING SAK"....THE MY WIFE STARTED ASKING ALL THESE DICK QUESTIONS THAT WAS INTERRUPTING MY OTHERWISE FINE BJ. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I HAD TO SHIT. SO I HUNG UP ON MY WIFE, SMACKED THE BABYSITTER FOR BITIN' MY SAK...AND RAN OFF TO SPRAY THE BOWL. THE WIFE CAME RIGHT HOME AND COMPLETELY THREW A FIT COMPLAINING ABOUT THE BABYSITTER BEING THERE WHEN WE HAVE NO KIDS.
I HAD NO REAL ANSWER FOR THAT ONE SO SHE DROVE UP THE MOUNTAIN AND THREW MY TELECASTER IN THE RIVER. I'M OK WITH THAT AS THE BABYSITTER IS COMING BACK OVER TOMORROW WHEN THE WIFE GOES TO WORK. I'LL FUKKING SHOW HER.
snipelfritz wrote:Except that SPACERITUAL being married sounds a little far-fetched.