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Re: JERSEY SHORE IN 30 GUYZ JERSEY SHORE IN 30
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:32 am
by the Life Aquatic
who wants to fuck a flabby gaping one?
Re: JERSEY SHORE IN 30 GUYZ JERSEY SHORE IN 30
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:45 am
by culturejam
the Life Aquatic wrote:who wants to fuck a flabby gaping one?
You do know that having a lot of sex doesn't magically make a vagina into a gaping sarlacc pit, right?
Pushing out a 14-lb baby might change things up, but fucking a whole lot doesn't make a snatch massive.
Re: JERSEY SHORE IN 30 GUYZ JERSEY SHORE IN 30
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:49 am
by the Life Aquatic
i can imagine it being after giving birth, but ive just always heard thats how it works, and ive never really seen a tight looking porn star who wasnt a "teen". maybe if i got laid more often i would know
Re: JERSEY SHORE IN 30 GUYZ JERSEY SHORE IN 30
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:59 am
by culturejam
Maybe.
Re: JERSEY SHORE IN 30 GUYZ JERSEY SHORE IN 30
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:02 am
by snipelfritz
Is it true that the more a guy has sex, his penis gets squeezed smaller and smaller?
culturejam wrote:the Life Aquatic wrote: probably the only thing small and tight on her
Who wants to fuck a prudish virgin?
Nice innocent schoolgirl, quivering with desire and exciting new feelings in the strong arms of a slightly, but not inappropriately nor illegally, older man. Woo, this is getting steamy. I just might start writing erotic novels.
Re: JERSEY SHORE IN 30 GUYZ JERSEY SHORE IN 30
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:04 am
by the Life Aquatic
ilf member collab erotica novel? everyone writes a scene?
Re: JERSEY SHORE IN 30 GUYZ JERSEY SHORE IN 30
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:07 am
by unownunown
dibs on the awkward pregnancy test chapter
Re: JERSEY SHORE IN 30 GUYZ JERSEY SHORE IN 30
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:18 am
by culturejam
unownunown wrote:dibs on the awkward pregnancy test chapter
Damnit!
Fine. I call dibs on the exploratory curious lesbian chapter(s).
Re: JERSEY SHORE IN 30 GUYZ JERSEY SHORE IN 30
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:20 am
by snipelfritz
unownunown wrote:dibs on the awkward pregnancy test chapter
hm, easily inserted objects AND peeing. Kinky
Re: JERSEY SHORE IN 30 GUYZ JERSEY SHORE IN 30
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:21 am
by smile_man
SPACE, SPUNKIEZ, AND I GET COLLABS ON ANAL CHAPTER
Re: JERSEY SHORE IN 30 GUYZ JERSEY SHORE IN 30
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:38 am
by the Life Aquatic
dibs on the scene in the kitchen with the food stuffs
Re: JERSEY SHORE IN 30 GUYZ JERSEY SHORE IN 30
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:45 am
by tuffteef
love jersey shore
Re: JERSEY SHORE IN 30 GUYZ JERSEY SHORE IN 30
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:52 am
by the Life Aquatic
i need to go buy a new cab now so i can put this gif in my new cab day thread
Re: JERSEY SHORE IN 30 GUYZ JERSEY SHORE IN 30
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:17 am
by Noise...
culturejam wrote:Don't front, Noise. You know you fucking love Pauly D and J-Wow.
And you want to Snooky to be permanently mounted to your codpiece. 
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCTNGHAEZHE[/youtube]
Re: JERSEY SHORE IN 30 GUYZ JERSEY SHORE IN 30
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:27 am
by Jero
Show is hilarious.