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who wants to fuck a flabby gaping one? 

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the Life Aquatic wrote:who wants to fuck a flabby gaping one?
You do know that having a lot of sex doesn't magically make a vagina into a gaping sarlacc pit, right?
Pushing out a 14-lb baby might change things up, but fucking a whole lot doesn't make a snatch massive.
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i can imagine it being after giving birth, but ive just always heard thats how it works, and ive never really seen a tight looking porn star who wasnt a "teen". maybe if i got laid more often i would know 

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Maybe.
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Is it true that the more a guy has sex, his penis gets squeezed smaller and smaller?
Nice innocent schoolgirl, quivering with desire and exciting new feelings in the strong arms of a slightly, but not inappropriately nor illegally, older man. Woo, this is getting steamy. I just might start writing erotic novels.
culturejam wrote:the Life Aquatic wrote: probably the only thing small and tight on her
Who wants to fuck a prudish virgin?
Nice innocent schoolgirl, quivering with desire and exciting new feelings in the strong arms of a slightly, but not inappropriately nor illegally, older man. Woo, this is getting steamy. I just might start writing erotic novels.BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
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ilf member collab erotica novel? everyone writes a scene?
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dibs on the awkward pregnancy test chapter
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unownunown wrote:dibs on the awkward pregnancy test chapter
Damnit!
Fine. I call dibs on the exploratory curious lesbian chapter(s).
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unownunown wrote:dibs on the awkward pregnancy test chapter
hm, easily inserted objects AND peeing. Kinky

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SPACE, SPUNKIEZ, AND I GET COLLABS ON ANAL CHAPTER
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dibs on the scene in the kitchen with the food stuffs
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i need to go buy a new cab now so i can put this gif in my new cab day thread


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