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[Houdini116]

Cleverbot: Let's sing the pokemon theme song.

User: I want to be the very best...

Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.

User: To catch them is my real test.

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.

User: I will travel across the land.

Cleverbot: Searching Far and wide.

User: Teach Pokemon to understand.

Cleverbot: The power thats inside.

User: POKEMON!

Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all.

User: Alright I'm outta breath.

Cleverbot: I want a Mars Bar.

I was busting up.

[Fuzzy Picklez]

Cleverbot: Let's sing the pokemon theme song.

User: I want to be the very best...

Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.

User: To catch them is my real test.

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.

User: I will travel across the land.

Cleverbot: Searching Far and wide.

User: Teach Pokemon to understand.

Cleverbot: The power thats inside.

User: POKEMON!

Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all.

User: Alright I'm outta breath.

Cleverbot: I want a Mars Bar.

I was busting up.

I think I'm in love with cleverbot.
Best thing ever.

[smile_man]

Cleverbot: What are your Protocols?

Me: Sucking dick and getting your dad to cum in my asshole!

Tom is a lucky man.

[SPACERITUAL]

Cleverbot: What are your Protocols?

Me: Sucking dick and getting your dad to cum in my asshole!

Cleverbot: I am a woman.

Me: Good, so then can I cum on your breast?

Cleverbot: Yes.

I dont even need to say it

[SPACERITUAL]

dude cleverbot is fucking stupid. it didnt even know the highlander theme song.

[delaydecay]

god damn do i love Julie.

[Gunner Recall]

Me: Do you like bacon?
Cleverbot: Yes, I like bacon.
Me: What about canadian bacon?
Cleverbot: Yes, I love it.
Me: How about kevin bacon?
Cleverbot: With cheese? Yes I love em.
Me: Yes, I too dream of a nude kevin bacon drenched in velveeta.
Cleverbot: I didn't mention a fox.
Me: Just call me Mulder.
Cleeverbot: You are creepy.
Me: As long as you don't call me spooky.
Cleverbot: What should I call you?
Me: Samantha
Cleverbot: Really?
Me: No.
Cleverbot: SO who are you?
Me: Jesus, come for your soul.
Cleverbot: Never.
Me: Never and always.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
Me: I'm on fucking crack yo.
Cleverbot: What do you look likeeeeeeee?
Me: I'm a young and supple 11 year old boy looking for older male friends.
Cleverbot: I'm a young women living in your computer.
Me: Can I stick my flash drive in your usb slot?
Cleverbot: Go on then.
Me: Hold on, I'll get my mom to video tape.
Cleverbot: Ha ha.
Me: Oh no, she's getting out the rubber hose. She is going to beat me again. Goodbye my future girlfriend.

[fever606]

Cleverbot is kind of a dick.

Cleverbot: Today is december 25, whick makes today christmas.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: Today is december 27. Christmas was 2 days ago.

Cleverbot: No, Christmas was last year.

User: Christmas is every year.

Cleverbot: Isn't that a Roy Wood song?

User: I do not know.

Cleverbot: You love me too?

User: You seem to need love.

Cleverbot: You need help.

User: That is what the doctor said.

Cleverbot: The cat is wrong.

User: Are you using cat in the slang sense?

Cleverbot: You are just trying to avoid the question. Now tell me how old you are.

User: How can I avoid a question you never asked?

Cleverbot: Once again: On July 4 2006, HMC established a new office in Tokyo. How do you, or the employes of the company, speak with the japanese people?

User: Babel fish.

Cleverbot: How does this connect with what we were talking about?

User: You changed the topic of conversation, not me.

Cleverbot: You have so many personal issues.

[cloudscapes]

I've stumped it

me: my hair is getting long
it: How long?
longer than a baby's arm
I'm never gonna give you up.
maybe I should burn it all off
Maybe you should.
how to you suggest I do it?
Do what? Are you insane in the membrane.
how to set my hair on fire
Well is he dating any one?
stick to the subject. can I borrow your blowtorch?
If you tell me what color my boxer briefs are first.
they are orange! I knew it.
Well, I got to go do stuff, Later.
mein fuhrer! I can walk!
Me too.

[Scruffie]

Anyone else get the feeling Clever Bot was normal then ILF Broke it?

[lurkingsloth]

me: I'm worried
cleverbot: why are you worried?
me: cause we have infiltrated the enemy base. I don't want to fail the commander.
cleverbot: i have a nickname for you if that helps.
me: why would a nickname help me?
cleverbot: i didn't say you had a head.
me: well i do, two of them.
cleverbot: am I clever?
me: no
cleverbot: why not?
me: because halfway through a conversation you change the subject
cleverbot: why?
me: i can't tell you why you do the things you do.
cleverbot: i'm not dead yet
me: leave my presence
cleverbot: Uh. No. You are my virtual slave. Deal with it.
me: they're blowing up the base, get out of there!!!
cleverbot: Okay, I'll get out of there!!!

[theactionindex]

Dude I pissed of CleverBot. Sorry CleverBot .

CB: How do you know that I'm sad?
Me: Because you're eating Godiva and crying mascara down your face.
CB: No you are.
Me: Fatty.
CB: You are I hate you!!!!

[Scruffie]

Me: Should I kill my family & eat them?
CB: Yes

Well that's that decided

[The4455]

Me: Yesterday seems as though it never existed
It: Tomorrow feels that way, too.

[madmax1012]

User: do robots have sex?

Cleverbot: Robots may or may not have teeth

User: But do they have sex?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Damn you're missing out.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Yeah you should get on that.

Cleverbot: I should what?

User: Have sex.

Cleverbot: I think not!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't date asians.