ilovefuzz.com

high school sucked

college is pretty awesome. stressful, but generally pretty good.
i just don't like being around the people who still act like little kiddies, or the people who act like they're so much more mature than when they really are not.

I was never a good student
I failed my first 3 years of high school
I got all Fs...well a few Ds and As in my art classes
I even failed PE and Driver Ed

dropped out, people talked some mad head about me being an idiot and just all around dumb
so I went into home schooling and did 4 years of high school in 3 months
that shut them the hell up

htsamurai wrote:I was never a good student
I failed my first 3 years of high school
I got all Fs...well a few Ds and As in my art classes
I even failed PE and Driver Ed

dropped out, people talked some mad head about me being an idiot and just all around dumb
so I went into home schooling and did 4 years of high school in 3 months
that shut them the hell up

haha thats like me i barely got 51 on my exams in highschool but in art i was hitting 95s
i won alot of awards for art in highschool why i dont even know
i couldnt paint for shit, i think it was cause i was a cunt

end of story

htsamurai wrote:I was never a good student
I failed my first 3 years of high school
I got all Fs...well a few Ds and As in my art classes
I even failed PE and Driver Ed

dropped out, people talked some mad head about me being an idiot and just all around dumb
so I went into home schooling and did 4 years of high school in 3 months
that shut them the hell up

Ditto, except GED, and I didn't do quite so bad.

... and I actually was just too socially awkward for public school, and I couldn't handle private school because of how soul-crushing it is.

So not ditto, but ditto.

high school sucked a wookies hairy balls daily, if u werent amazing smart good looking and rich u had no chance.

college is better, stressful but at least i can go on 48 drinking binges if i feel like it and fuck everyone who says u get laid all the time in college, if u didnt in highschool odds are unless u morphed into a male model your not getting ass minus the occasional blacked out hookup, but ya college is way better than high school

unownunown wrote: people should only speak english in america because bald eagles and barbecues and apple pie and shit.

FUCKIN A RIGHT TOO.

My memories of highschool are all pretty good. I failed pe twice because everytime we went out to play games or exercise or whatever i just went off in the woods and got high. My cigarettes got taken alot....i got suspended ALOT. I easily got the most referrals for two years in a row. I dyed my hair alot. Here was a good two months where i thought i was going bald because i kept spiking it up with school glue. I broke alot of shit. One time me and some kids chained the deans car to the car next to it. Did alot of drugs. Didnt get laid the whole first year. That fucking sucked. Got sent home alot for having marilyn manson shirts. Was the first guy in my grade to fuck a girl in the ass. It was fantastic. One time i shit in this dudes camaro at a party. standout story though happened junior year and goes something like this....


So im sitting in class and the resource officer comes in all "mr griggs, you need to get your stuff and come with me..." i was like FUCK so i get my shit and go with him. When we get out of the class he informs me that a series of stinkbomb attacks have been going down all over school and i was one of the prime suspects...which made sense because i did shit like that all the fucking time man...except not this time. so we walk over to another and i am FREAKING THE FUCK OUT becuase not only do i have my cigs on me but i have a bag of weed in my pocket so the entire way im frantically looking for an opening to toss the shit but hes keeping way too close an eye on me. so we get to the deans office and who the fuck is sitting in the lobby but my arch nemesis ROB VAN FUCKING HATTEN i fucking hated this guy with all of my soul man. He was the exact same as me except stupid as all fuck and TOTALLY INTO SLIPKNOT BRO. So officer dickhead sits me down on a couch next to captain nu metal and goes into the deans office. and im fucked.....but wait i notice theres a little crevace in the couch between the cushions so i stary slyly trying to put my cigs and my weed into it aware that if the dickhead sitting next to me notices i am surely fucked cause hell rat in a second and i almost pull it off when the officer walks back out and calls us both in telling us to bring our bags cause we were going to be searched. My heart fucking STOPPED man i mean the shit wasnt even fully into the couch so i felt for sure hed see it when we got up. So i just swallowed hard and got up took a step and holy shit if i dont notice the distinctive sound of a cigarette lighter hitting the floor...now ive replayed this probably thousands of times since and arrived at the conclusion that i mustive unknowingly tucked it into that fuckers oversized ass shirt (you guys remember the times when everyone wore hugeass shirts and jncos and shit) so when he got up it looked like he dropped it. that week rob van hatten was expelled from my school and i never had to see him again. there was much rejoicing.

My history teacher was extremely pro-confederacy, and our history books basically said the Civil War had nothing to do with Slavery. His favourite president was Abe Lincoln. Make sense of that. The teacher once gave me extra credit on a test by writing "If God meant for us to be vegetarian, he wouldn't have made deer and shotguns."

My science classes taught us that the Big Bang didn't make sense because "where did that stuff come from?", but a divine creator that has no beginning is totally logical, and isn't to be questioned.

My English teacher didn't know the difference between "effect" and "affect", so she didn't teach that part.

My boyfriend and I got found out, and nobody ever talked to me... but they made my boyfriend's life hell. Why? He was more obviously gay than me, and they didn't want anyone to know there were fags in their school.

McSpunckle wrote:My boyfriend and I got found out, and nobody ever talked to me... but they made my boyfriend's life hell. Why? He was more obviously gay than me, and they didn't want anyone to know there were fags in their school.

Sounds a lot like my highschool experience, I'm sure many other people as well. People can be fucked up .

theactionindex wrote:

McSpunckle wrote:My boyfriend and I got found out, and nobody ever talked to me... but they made my boyfriend's life hell. Why? He was more obviously gay than me, and they didn't want anyone to know there were fags in their school.

Sounds a lot like my highschool experience, I'm sure many other people as well. People can be fucked up .

Just realized I didn't word that clearly. I wasn't talking about students (who were also horrifically homophobic), I was talking about the administration.

I'm sorry to hear how rough of a time you had. People are awful. : /

aw, sorry to hear that, guys

i'm finishing high school this year, shit is getting real, schedule is kinda tight...

plus there is currently this big issue of estabilishing a state graduation in my country... so when it comes to czech language and literature and english, noone knows what should we be prepared for, because our government is still on the verge of cancelling the state graduation... it's pretty frustrating not knowing what awaits you in 4 or 5 months especially when it's as important as final exams on high school

SPACERITUAL wrote:fucking glorious

I was on the edge of my seat, that was great

SPACERITUAL wrote:spaceritual's awesome story

seriously when are you going to write an autobiography-type thing? every time you post some story it's freaking sweet.

unownunown wrote:

SPACERITUAL wrote:spaceritual's awesome story

seriously when are you going to write an autobiography-type thing? every time you post some story it's freaking sweet.

I second this.
If you're ever tight for cash, do this.

youd be surprised how lesbian friendly sydney schools have become
were working on it for the fellas but the gen shift is moving along nicely