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Or maybe the same thing, but with two fillets of meat.

McSpunckle wrote:Or maybe the same thing, but with two fillets of meat.

If you go about smacking two pieces of meat together you're just going to attract fatties you know.

McSpunckle wrote:

tuffteef wrote:the ladies talk too so like tread wisely
if u piss one off for the wrong reason u pretty much might aswel go gay cause you will hear the sound of vaginas slamming shut

1) ... I go both ways.

2) I bet that sounds hilarious.

who needs girls then

i hear htsam has the mega hots for you girlfriend
im jus sayin girl click*

McSpunckle wrote:Like, if you were to hold two fish-- one in each hand-- by the tail, and slap them together, I bet that's what a vagina slamming shut sounds like.

its more like two raw hamburger patties

tuffteef wrote:

McSpunckle wrote:Like, if you were to hold two fish-- one in each hand-- by the tail, and slap them together, I bet that's what a vagina slamming shut sounds like.

its more like two raw hamburger patties

Just put those hamburger patties between some buns and you're all good.

tuffteef wrote:

McSpunckle wrote:Like, if you were to hold two fish-- one in each hand-- by the tail, and slap them together, I bet that's what a vagina slamming shut sounds like.

its more like two raw hamburger patties

Wouldn't that just fall apart?


Either way, I might be a terrible person, but I'm shallow and it's really not fair to date someone you're ashamed of, dig?

McSpunckle wrote:

tuffteef wrote:

McSpunckle wrote:Like, if you were to hold two fish-- one in each hand-- by the tail, and slap them together, I bet that's what a vagina slamming shut sounds like.

its more like two raw hamburger patties

Wouldn't that just fall apart?


Either way, I might be a terrible person, but I'm shallow and it's really not fair to date someone you're ashamed of, dig?

Do what you gotta do, no one's judging you. And if a relationship is predicated on one party's desire to change something about the other, it ain't gonna work in the long run anyway, so it's probably for the best to not start it in the first place.

Yeah, I'd advise against it. I'm not a chick but I'm a pretty big guy, and if anyone ever told me that, I'd get pissed and tell them to go fuck themselves.

bigchiefbc wrote:if anyone ever told me that, I'd get pissed and tell them to go fuck themselves.

this. there is NO EASIER WAY TO NEVER GET LAID EVER than to do what you're thinking about doing.

it's kinda different if you're already dating, then you can go all subtle and start exercising together and shit. but you shouldn't go into a relationship wanting to change someone. i thought only girls did that

i wouldn't do that. You'd be quite a dickhead (at least in my books)

either don't mind her weight, or find someone else. there's quite a lot of girls everywhere around us... you don't have to remake a girl, just find one that you are attracted to without changing her like that

damn, that's like "I'd date you, but only if you'll dye your hair to brown, because i don't like how blond you are"

i was in a relationship with a slightly bigger girl, i'm now in one with a girl that is perfect for me... and i'm sure i could eventually get together with someone a bit big or with someone thin. The looks isn't really the most important to me... anyway - DON'T, please

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnl68BmSSes[/youtube]

You could always say you are looking for a gym partner.

xD
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Myth: Jesus.

Not a myth: Big girls give great helmet.

nad wrote:Myth: Jesus.

Not a myth: Big girls give great helmet.

This. To the thisth degree.

Best thread ever.