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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
--They Live

Actually that's probably the dumbest part of the whole movie, and it still rules.

Not a movie, or really insane in the way you want, but has always been one of my favorite lines from anything and it is somewhat crazy/relevant, and run on sentences.

Professor: And Fry, you’ve got that brain thing.
Fry: I already did!

It is better in the episode.

D3rP wrote:Not a movie, or really insane in the way you want, but has always been one of my favorite lines from anything and it is somewhat crazy/relevant, and run on sentences.

Professor: And Fry, you’ve got that brain thing.
Fry: I already did!

It is better in the episode.

Bart: "You're crazy!"
Hugo: "Am I? Well, perhaps we're all a little crazy. I know I am."

more on delivery than the line itself

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bj-_qLXIWw[/youtube]

Gearmond wrote:The entire script of The Big Lebowski.

BEST MOVIE EVAR!!!

Best. Opening Scene. Evar.

"Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!"

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xsaMcw69D8[/youtube]

This is certainly my 2nd favourite. I use the end of this for my message on my cell phone!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCOxcDcZ69o[/youtube]

nad wrote:"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
--They Live

Actually that's probably the dumbest part of the whole movie, and it still rules.

Nad, you and me need to go bowling sometime.

But how is it that nobody's mentioned Repo Man yet? REPO MAN, PEOPLE!!!!!!!

"Tense situations, kid. You get into five or six of 'em a day, it don't mean shit anymore. I mean, I've seen men stabbed, didn't mean shit to me. I've seen guns, guns too, they don't mean shit. But that's when you gotta watch yourself."

"There's fuckin' room to move as a fry cook. I could be manager in two years. King. God."

"A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness."

J. Frank Parnell: "Ever been to Utah? Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too. When they canceled the project it almost did me in. One day my mind was full to bursting. The next day - nothing. Swept away. But I'll show them. I had a lobotomy in the end."
Otto: "Lobotomy? Isn't that for loonies?"
Parnell: "Not at all. Friend of mine had one. Designer of the neutron bomb. You ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people - leaves buildings standing. Fits in a suitcase. It's so small, no one knows it's there until - BLAMMO. Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead. So immoral, working on the thing can drive you mad. That's what happened to this friend of mine. So he had a lobotomy. Now he's well again."

"Good evening, Otto. This is Agent Rogersz. I'm going to ask you a few questions. Since time is short and you may lie, I'm going to have to torture you. But I want you to know, it isn't personal."

I fully admit to being a complete movie snob, but Nicholas Cage's remake of one of the greatest Horror movies of all time was complete fucking garbage and should never be shown. It's not the worst movie ever made, but surely it is one of the worst remakes to ever be made, ever. /end rant

Other than that, Repo Man is great, and I'll add a line done by the greatest horror movie actor ever:

"GIVE ME BACK MY HAND, GIVE ME BACK MY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!" - Evil Dead II

To add to the Bruce Campbell awesomeness, I refer to Army of Darkness:

"All right you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

Hey,neat! So here are a couple of mine:
Christopher Walken in True Romance:"Do you know who we are? I'm the Anti-Christ. And you can be sure to tell the angels in Heaven that you've never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2: "Lick my plate,you dogdick!"
Linda Blair,The Exorcist: "Do you know what she did,your cunting daughter?"
Angela Lansbury from The Company of Wolves:" Not too shy to piss in a pot".
The lady that played Ms. Clara on the Andy Griffith Show,from Rosemary's Baby:"Hail Satan"
Tony Randall from 7 Faces of Dr. Lao:"
kid:"are you an acrobat?"
Tony Randall: "only philosophically"

Yarp

Donnie Darko is full of mad quotes as well.

Major payne has some great one liners........

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tiHTm6nBUw[/youtube]