help me with my homework.

[Mudfuzz]

"If men are so great why can't you poo standing?"

This is homework?

How about the fact that we all "have/do" to squat to poo shows that we re really all equal and therefor no one is "so great" because in the end we all have to poo and poo is not so great...... now go take what I just said add a and bunch of extra bs where you say the same thing over and over again!

[Gunner Recall]

]You realise you're the ritual sacrifice they have to do as their practical project at the end of the year right? They're just fattening you up for the Bobbit on graduation day...
You haven't read The Dark Secret of Harvest Home have you?

snip snip

Time to go Nic Cage on their ass

[Mudfuzz]

Hey. Where do women that have had sex changes into men stand in all this?

[futuresailors]

Hey. Where do women that have had sex changes into men stand in all this?

At a urinal to poop?

[Mudfuzz]

At a urinal to poop?

So you are one of those eh

[futuresailors]

Yes?



No?

[FuzzHugger]

I am gonna regret taking this feminist class:

as the only guy in the class I was asked
"If men are so great why can't you poo standing?"

I would've replied, "Wait...are you telling me women poop standing up?"

[FuzzHugger]

I am gonna regret taking this feminist class:

as the only guy in the class I was asked
"If men are so great why can't you poo standing?"

I would've replied, "Wait...are you telling me women poop standing up?"

Well shit. NOW I read FutureSailors post.

I'm gonna go take a shit.

[futuresailors]

I am gonna regret taking this feminist class:

as the only guy in the class I was asked
"If men are so great why can't you poo standing?"

I would've replied, "Wait...are you telling me women poop standing up?"

Well shit. NOW I read FutureSailors post.

I'm gonna go take a shit.

I'll say it again, Tom, you're okay sometimes.

[sevenSHARPnine]

*waiting for Julie to see this thread*

[spacelordmother]

Who would stand to shit?...regardless of sex.

Good point. It's really not at all ergonomic to shit standing up.

I'd mention in the class that human physiology is not optimized for standing shatz. I'm pretty sure you need some bend at the waist to facilitate a bowel movement

Yes, this. You know at least one of them will try it at home (to prove you wrong) and shit themselves.

[Gunner Recall]

The overt sexism in this thread aside (what's wrong with being sexy?),
was there an actual point to the question beings asked of the OP?

[smile_man]

What a great thread.

[oinkbanana]

The overt sexism in this thread aside (what's wrong with being sexy?),
was there an actual point to the question beings asked of the OP?

just wanted to share my non sequitur of the day.
this class will prove to be filled with many. i'm still considering dropping it.

Should I start a thread about the time a stranger in an elevator tapped me on the shoulder to inquisitively ask "did you know your haircut looks like Hitler".

[McSpunckle]

Act like you care about their problems until they suck your dick.