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Scally cape and fake wooden cane it is then!

I'm screwed, small wooden coffee table, with a box of kleenex, a plastic cup, headphones, nintendo ds and some papers on it. Actually, if i lunged over the table, I could grab a large wrought iron floor lamp, I think I could do some damage with that.

I am at my in-laws, and I have no idea what this is, but it's solid, it's made of iron, and it's very heavy.
Pretty sure it'd do some damage soi I'm golden

Half of a potato.



I'd fuck shit up.

It's been nice knowing some of you guys

A kitty and an ass-ton of CD's.

Exactly one ass-ton.

I figure I can throw the CD's for defense, à la "Shaun of the Dead" (sort of), and frolic with/pet the kitty to stay sane.

Sounds like a plan to me.

...I bring BambooNut...

My cell phone and a Louisville slugger...
f-in READY

elbandito wrote:
I'm not so sure how helpful these will be...

Those would be great for those vegetarian zombies who don't agree with the unethical killing of humans for their brains. You could be doing us all a service, because then those zombies would have the strength (due to your nutritionous snack) to go on and form ZETH (Zombies for the Ethical Treatment of Humans).





Oh yeah... my object is a floor lamp. I guess I could put the lampshade on my head and pretend I'm a lamp. Zombies are stupid. They would walk right by me when they storm my apartment......... oh wait... they can smell braaaaaains!!!

...I'm screwed.

A fan and a lizard tank...

Fuck the fan, the anole could beat all their asses.

Um, a chair with a plastic toddler booster seat in it. I guess I could break the chair apart to use the legs as clubs, and maybe use the booster seat for a shield. Oh, and this is a chair that my friend & I fixed with big-ass wood screws, so those would be sticking out of the business end of any club I could salvage from it. Not exactly ideal, but you can't be picky in a zombie apocalypse.

An empty coke can... shit.

Um.... A picture frame...and..a little ceramic squirrel statue on a shelf?

mic amp and guitar

I’m all set.

MM

Ok I don’t really have those but if I did I’d be ready