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Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 10:51 am
by hbombgraphics
jwar wrote:Has anyone tried coffee enemas? I hear if you put butter in them first, it's better for the anus. They hate us, cause the anus.

Coffee Enemas are for Closers

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:22 am
by Joe Gress
Holy shit hbombgraphics your avatar is a gif!

That just scared the piss out of me.

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:25 am
by D.o.S.
hbombgraphics wrote:
jwar wrote:Has anyone tried coffee enemas? I hear if you put butter in them first, it's better for the anus. They hate us, cause the anus.

Coffee Enemas are for Closers
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Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:49 am
by Inconuucl
D.o.S. wrote:Yeah that sounds totally awful (the salt not the urine).
Not really, see before salt adds saltiness it does a pretty good job of removing bitterness, this is the same reason it's added to lemon based things too, and dark chocolate (heathens!) The trick is using a very small amount.

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:53 am
by hbombgraphics
Joe Gress wrote:Holy shit hbombgraphics your avatar is a gif!

That just scared the piss out of me.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Mr. Excane hooked me up a while back

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:55 am
by D.o.S.
Inconuucl wrote:
D.o.S. wrote:Yeah that sounds totally awful (the salt not the urine).
Not really, see before salt adds saltiness it does a pretty good job of removing bitterness, this is the same reason it's added to lemon based things too, and dark chocolate (heathens!) The trick is using a very small amount.
but I want the bitter. Burnt folgers is the best flavor.

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:57 am
by Iommic Pope
hbombgraphics wrote:
Joe Gress wrote:Holy shit hbombgraphics your avatar is a gif!

That just scared the piss out of me.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Mr. Excane hooked me up a while back
I just noticed this and it is awesome.

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:09 pm
by Inconuucl
D.o.S. wrote: but I want the bitter. Burnt folgers is the best flavor.
Finally someone who understands. :hug:

... But Fuck folgers. :no:


There are a lot of coffee places where I live, so getting a good pouch of beans ends up being cheaper than a lot of store stuff. :idk: works out for me. :lol:

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 3:06 pm
by colenboozey
There was a lady at my old work that filled her cup up 1/2 way with cream.

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 3:12 pm
by Jero
hbombgraphics wrote:
Joe Gress wrote:Holy shit hbombgraphics your avatar is a gif!
That just scared the piss out of me.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Mr. Excane hooked me up a while back
I love how many times this has happened now :lol:

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 3:24 pm
by hbombgraphics
Jero wrote:
hbombgraphics wrote:
Joe Gress wrote:Holy shit hbombgraphics your avatar is a gif!
That just scared the piss out of me.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Mr. Excane hooked me up a while back
I love how many times this has happened now :lol:
yeah, it's a fun game

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 6:20 pm
by behndy
colenboozey wrote:There was a lady at my old work that filled her cup up 1/2 way with cream.
I FEEL HER. WE ARE LIKE ONE.

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 6:33 pm
by Chankgeez
Yeah, I like coffee ice cream too.

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 6:45 pm
by colenboozey
She always had a runny nose, it was weird, and when spring rolled around, good lord, she could be a mile away and you'd hear her wheezing.

On my third cup of the day right now, work is almost over. Going to go wrap presents and put a speaker in my JC 77.

Let's hope i don't get the SHAKES

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 7:19 pm
by Iommic Pope
Inconuucl wrote:
D.o.S. wrote: but I want the bitter. Burnt folgers is the best flavor.
Finally someone who understands. :hug:

... But Fuck folgers. :no:


There are a lot of coffee places where I live, so getting a good pouch of beans ends up being cheaper than a lot of store stuff. :idk: works out for me. :lol:
Bitter is where it's at.

I'm tempted to melt some of this dark chocolate Bradsmannen gave me for ILFMAS into my coffee.
It is the perfect amount of bitter for a mocha.
That shit has to be dark with those rich aftertastes.
Nothing more disappointing than a mocha that tastes like someone poured a McDonald's chocolate shake into your black.