Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

[behndy]

yeah my consult was super nonjudgmental, I guess that it's mandatory to wait in NY after you've been presented all pros/cons and risks to make sure you've come to an informed decision.

And Behndy this thread gave me a lot of necessary info and helped me relax about it. So thank you for being super open.

thumbs all the way up!

lol. yeah. i mean. i usually am super comfy talking about the disposition of my jubblies, but if it helps anyone else (i was some nervous bits about getting my things tucked and tickled and chipped away at), NICEEEEEEE.

urf. dropped off my cup of ONLY A SEVENTH FULL OF SEMENS MEBBE GIVE ME A SMALLER SPLOOGER RECEPTICLE THAT SHIT IS EMASCULATING, and like 43 minutes later got an email that my test results were in, i had 0-1 non-motive sperm(s).

contacted Doctor Ball Snippy Guy, he said i should be safe sexins, go back in 4 weeks for another test, the fact that it was non-motive means the vasecto was successfull...... o...... i just hadna fully emptied the On Deck Troopers.

soooooo..... Partial Woot?

[snipelfritz]

There's a lot of things about that post that peaked my interest when it comes to sassy responses...I may not be hedging my bet well, but I'm going to go with:

Who estimates volumes in sevenths?

[behndy]

as a kicken, i used to tape different amounts of fingers together and spend the day pretending humans evolved with a lesser amount of digits. it tickled me to practice counting in base 6 or 9 or 4.

and base 7 always made me feel NAUGHTY.

so. yeah. sometimes. um. i do.

[oldangelmidnight]

[BitchPudding]

Classier then expected.

[behndy]

lol. out here i was told to do the grabbins at home, bring the sample in.

how. the FUCK. does one rub one out without lube?

i mean. yeah. friction nice. but come ON.

[hbombgraphics]

lol. out here i was told to do the grabbins at home, bring the sample in.

how. the FUCK. does one rub one out without lube?

i mean. yeah. friction nice. but come ON.

rubbing one minus lube is how forest fires get started.


yeah, I had to provide a home sample as well. so my biggest fear was getting pulled over "what's in the bag sir??"

[behndy]

heh. for REALZ. i was driving kinda fast because the hospital lab is 15 minutes from my spot, i thought it only courteous to the other drivers on the road to take 5 minutes to chill and get rid of the post Sploop Evacuation Dizzies, they told me to have it there warm and fresh within 30 minutes.

like a PIZZA.

so. Car Hustlin's. were in FORCE.

[hbombgraphics]

heh. for REALZ. i was driving kinda fast because the hospital lab is 15 minutes from my spot, i thought it only courteous to the other drivers on the road to take 5 minutes to chill and get rid of the post Sploop Evacuation Dizzies, they told me to have it there warm and fresh within 30 minutes.

like a PIZZA.

so. Car Hustlin's. were in FORCE.

Yeps, that's how it goes, I have about a 15-20 min drive to the Dr. Myself.

[futuresailors]

febreeze?

[behndy]

oh yeah. they gave me a brown bag to put the sample cup in but hell noooooooooo. skipping through the hospital to the lab with a Decaprio style grin on, mumbling warrrrrrrrrm over and over as i pass the cup off to the tech.

SHOULD OFFER A BEAUTIFUL JERKIT ROOM LIKE THE ABOVE PICTURES.

[snipelfritz]

Imagine if you get stuck in traffic. get a spare cup in case you need to produce a back up sample on the way there.

[hbombgraphics]

Imagine if you get stuck in traffic. get a spare cup in case you need to produce a back up sample on the way there.

My Bro-in-law actually wanked in the parking lot in his van.

Not the first dude to wank in a vehicle, or the last............

[behndy]

that was my plan if i had to drop it off in Oakland, which is like a 30-40 minute drive.

JUST. HAVE. A. ROOM.

[snipelfritz]

as a kicken, i used to tape different amounts of fingers together and spend the day pretending humans evolved with a lesser amount of digits. it tickled me to practice counting in base 6 or 9 or 4.

and base 7 always made me feel NAUGHTY.

so. yeah. sometimes. um. i do.

You're a fascinating duder.