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Dudes I would totally live where

So would I.

oh my god, I literally got chills and teared up at the end, amazing.

yeah 2 hour episode

Man I have no idea what's about to happen, but I think it's gonna rule

REMEMBER [HIS] NAME.

last night raw sewage backed up into my tub
this is how i dealt with my emotions
an email i sent to 3 friends
google jenkum if your confused
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hey guys,
due to circumstances beyond my control
ive decided to take drastic measures
to secure my familys wellbeing
ive only decided to tell the ones in my life
who would truly understand
what im going through
and what i plan to do to solve the problems i can
my prostate has grown exponentially since my last checkup
the doc says i have 2 years
im so scared
the thougght of nevervwaking up again
and peeing without slight discomfort terrifies me
in order to afford a prescription
that will allow me to urinate
without making noises that might upset the dog
or disrupt a project runway episode mollyscwatching
so she can ask if im alright
is far beyond the reach of my meeger tradesman wages
i recall a product we discussed in colorado
it was becoming quite the rage
addicts were paying close to a top dollar for potent jenkum
ive already secured the raw materials
as you will see in the attached picture
i organized a sewage heist
cloggedvthe drain with hair,jiz,dispsablecrazor caps,etc
equalized the main line pressure with a plunger
redirected the line into my bathtub
as you can see precurser is not a problem

i will be responsible for the cook
IM) you will use your contacts in the restaurant buisness
to procure empty wine,vinegar,soda bottles(anything a litre)
MA) clientelle(nuff said)
ES) your comin over and testin every bottle with me
because if memory serves,you googled it first

its not over till i say its over
JENKUMBERG

BIG TIME EDIT:
check out what i got 12 hours later

and yeah i posed for that picture
and shaved
what an honor i get to be walt jenkumberg
my friends still like me i guess

lol that rules

SAY MY NAME
SAY MY NAME
ryan jenkumberg
check out my last post edit ^^ up there

Dude, incredible.