Re: ILF is just a Hipster TGP
Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:23 pm
glass is waaaaay too high-brow. Down here, we use cans.
ryan summit wrote:i was gonna make a lightbulb reference
like tiny broken xmas lights
wasnt sure if it would go over
but meth from a can
wow thats depressing
Tell me about it! There was a duplex I lived in. And my rear-neighbor was standing behind the fence that separated my yard from his. Dude called out to me as I was about to head back in my house after I had a cig. So I asked what was up. He said he saw shadows moving through his living room from outside (so I'm guessing he was returning home and hadn't made it inside yet). Anyway, he asked me if I'd go in with him in case someone was inside. So I agreed. We get in, and no one was in his house. I saw pieces of his ceiling on the floor, and the place smelled like burning wires and doodoo. He apologized for bothering me with it, saying he was paranoid from being stabbed so many times. He then proceeds to show me some of his stab wounds by lifting up his shirt and offering the disclaimer that he "wasn't a f*g or nuthin". So I'm just like "O-k....". Then he asked me if I wanted to smoke. It's pretty common knowledge that I like the weed, so I'm like, "well sure!" Dude proceeds to hand me a bent up Pepsi can and I'm like "oh, dude-I can run and grab my bowl real quick, or some papers". And he was said that neither of those would work. Then it sort of occurred to me he might not have been talking about weed. "What are you talkin' about smokin', man?" and he points to these boulders on his kitchen table.
I told him he had me fucked up, that I only liked booze and weed. Never went back over there again. Oh but he came to my house. At 4am, wanting to use my phone to call the dope man. I was just lying down to sleep off a drunk, so it pissed me off but good. I chased his ass out of my yard and threw my neighbor's bike at the dude. That was that. Never saw ol' Crackhead Dave again.blooghost wrote:No more hipsterism in the thread because crack heads and meth heads scare hipsters.
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