I <3 booze and drugs

[Fuzzy Fred]

I like liquor.

Don't do drugs though I'd probably tweak out.

I just talk a lot when I'm drunk. I'm usually pretty quiet. When I drink though, I just wanna get fucked up

[ashdown]

GIIIIIIIINNNNNN BUUUUUCKKKKKEEEETTTTTTTTT

[Doodahman1969]

thats funny, every time i come home drunk i make an egg sandwich at around 2 in the morning. what is it that draws us to eggs??

Eggz have a shitload of cystine which neutralizes the acetylide in booze. AKA helps yer liver mop that $hit.

[colin]

Rather intoxicated, watching The Big Lebowski for the first time in a couple of years. Life is good.

[grindonomicon]

Someone posted this on another board. I wish this would happen today. Now.

[snipelfritz]

lol, I remember the day when stoner comics first showed up on r/trees. Good times.

Well, it looks like it's going to be another day of pills. Fortunately I just finished downloading season 2 of Superjail.

Also, through a series of events a (probably heroine) addict who lives in his car sold me 80mgs of oxy then asked to get it back cause he was having mad withdrawls claiming he'd get me the money to me and a weed hook-up from this guy who owes him money and suddenly disappeared "up north."(the is Wisconsin, going "up nort'" is very common). Thing is, I'm far more concerned about the pot than I am the $30. Goddamn, why do you always have to deal with such sketchballs to get drugs? I mean addict/lives-in-his-car is a really nice guy, but I don't know if I can trust a word he says even though I can tell he means it.

Also, the other night I walked out of a bar with a friend(incidentally guy who owes me the money) and some weirdo, clearly fucked up on something comes up to me about a foot away from my face and says, "yo man can I get a cig." To which I replied, "Sorry I'm down to two left." His response: "C'mon, I got cocaine nigga."(remember we're all white in some hick town. He then attempted to pay my friend something like $100 for a cigarette at which point we decided to simply get as far away from this creep as possible.

[grindonomicon]

@snipelfritz... Sounds like a normal week in small town WI.

I stopped to get lunch the other week, mentioned I just went to the doc in casual conversation, and the dude asked me what kind of meds I was on, and did I wanna trade some for lunch. Sad thing is, if he'd have offered me some non dirt weed, I would have traded and prob gone back for lunch sometime this week! Got such a weed jones lately. I know it's just stress, but it's still weird-funny.

Up nort' is common 100 miles north of you too. What do ppl in Canada do, go to Alaska?

[snipelfritz]

IT WAS A COP

No, I'm certain this guy was just fucked up. Speaking of fucked up, somebody too a few too many pills earlier, tried fixing his amp cab, but couldn't because he couldn't see past the little gnome living inside.

[snipelfritz]

Yay!

"Using a key to gouge expletives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust."

I'm fucking drunk and Tom doesn't want you to know that!!!!!!!

[delaydecay]

I LOVE ALL YOU CRAZY SMELLY POOP ACTIVE FORUM FOLK. MY MUSIC SUCKS, BUT IM STILL HERE. BOOBS AND FUZZ AND FUZZ ON REAL MUFFS.

id need a bath, clean drinking water, and a dark, cold AC controlled room to wasted vivid/lucid dream.

cya guys at 8 pm the next day!

[TroySanders]

its scotch time. and i hate scotch.

[colin]

Not looking forward to taking my car to my mechanic in about four hours, probably gonna be a little drunk still. Also not looking forward to work tomorrow, that's going to suck big time.

[the Life Aquatic]

sill drunk while atwork fml!

[snipelfritz]

sill drunk while atwork fml!

I'm assuming in this case fml stands for "fun, my life!"

[Achtane]

"fuck, manager looking!"