ILF 2014 Secret Fucking SATAN Assignments SENT!!!!!

[doommeow]

Put the sweet sticker doommeow got me onto my jazzmaster earlier.
Loving it!

Well I guess/hope the guitar is a keeper...

[PetZounds]

Well I guess/hope the guitar is a keeper...

It certainly is.
I've been wanting a JM for as long as I can remember.
And the Squier ones are so nice once you slap a Mastery inside.
This one isn't going anywhere.

[DarkAxel]

got my package from PetZounds!

HOLY SHIT

this is the craziest package ever. I literally have no idea what's happening with like... half of it



coffee, awesome, going to drink it today! THE BEST T-SHIRT EVER, new music to listen to (never heard Xiu Xiu before), never read any Vonnegut, so that's also sweet I literally have no idea what's up with the second book And I got a handwritten poem titled "Bad Vibes In the Zebra Zone", which is really awesome too also the wrapping paper full of abstract thoughts on masturbation, god and cubes... plus a tiny mix-ipod. How bourgeois is that

now the pedals... the sand making machine really cracks me up. It's sort of a drone/noise box. There's a volume knob and the other two knobs actually control two mini-motors inside the pedal... as the voltage changes by setting the knobs, the motors start to work, changing their speeds... and that's being captured by a contact mic it's really primitive and really awesome, sort of temperament, but that's half the fun... plus it also reacts to tapping the enclosure as well because of the contact mic, so that's also fun... i spent some time playing it through a filter, fuzz and a CT5 and man there's a lot that can be done with it... it actually sounds almost vocal at times, like a child crying. It's totally ridiculous, i love it

The Behringer Slow Motion is pretty cool, too always wanted to try one... Boss Slow Gear clone. Sounds awesome going into an envelope filter, gets me even closer to the Microsynth sounds I'm mimicking with ... well... four pedals now

the green pedal is a one knob fuzz (just volume). I don't know what it is, but it sounds sort of... like a buzzy almost velcro fuzz with a hint of octave? doesn't have much low end, but it sounds fucking sick with an octaver and has that punchy attack I love... Really cool

thanks, PetZounds this is really fucking awesome

[PetZounds]

Yeah I went with an 'insanity' theme for the package.
I swear I'm probably not actually that insane.
Glad you finally got it!

[PetZounds]

The wrapping paper was printed from www.timecube.com, which is a website that everyone should see.

[behndy]

so much LOOOOOOOOOT.

[DarkAxel]

update: the coffee is delicious, the one-knob fuzz is a tweaked Colorsound One knob Fuzz clone and the Sand Making Machine is behaving weirdly because it got shaken up in transit and might need a few solder joints checked out still fucking awesome

sometimes it sounds like a child crying, sometimes when effected right it's like an evil sentient Mellotron and sometimes it's like a mountain goat mating call. The best combo

[goroth]

Sand Machine sounds so rad!

Vonnegut is the best - breakfast of champions is super rad!

[Chankgeez]

I once ran into Vonnegut at a mall. He was like 8 feet tall.

[colin]

What a great haul! The sand making machine sounds amazing, and goroth is right - Vonnegut is the best (and I wish I'd run into him at a mall).

Still no package for me though, nor any word from my secret satan.

[Eivind August]

I once ran into Vonnegut at a mall. He was like 8 feet tall.

What a great haul!

*beatboxing*

[behndy]

What a great haul! The sand making machine sounds amazing, and goroth is right - Vonnegut is the best (and I wish I'd run into him at a mall).

Still no package for me though, nor any word from my secret satan.

dood. didn't you get screwed over another year? NOT AGAIN. COME ON.

[Tristan]

Major bummer man, I hope you get the package or at least some info soon!

[UglyCasanova]

Sand Machine sounds so rad!

Vonnegut is the best - breakfast of champions is super rad!

YES and YES!

I want to hear hat Sand Machine in action.

[colin]

Nah I've never been screwed over before. I haven't given up hope for this year yet either, but it is slightly concerning that it's now over two weeks late without having heard anything.