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BitchPudding wrote:I should probably say now before shit gets out of control that I did mean beer.


You animals. :P

When are we ever truly in control of anything?
Try a Guinness, they're a good beer that pretty much any bar should carry.

Dang, my next post was gonna be:

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Iommic Pope wrote:

Not gonna lie, that gave me a boner.

We are totally in charge of coordinating bitch's 21st now.

Actually, we should start working on ILF International meetup of Death.

Iommic Pope wrote:We are totally in charge of coordinating bitch's 21st now.

Better hope he's got some friends that can get him out of legal trouble then.

Also, we're going to need some opium and helium. You ever blacked out after breathing helium? We're gonna do that while smoking opium.

Iommic Pope wrote:^

BitchPudding wrote: Turning 21 Monday, any recommendations?

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Nitrous oxide...rocket engine propellant...SPACE RACE! THE COLD WAR!
Cactus...stinger...FIM-92 STINGER SURFACE-TO-AIR MISSILE!
Gorbachev...GORBACHEV FOLDS!
YOU'VE AWAKENED MY AMERICAN SPIRIT

I AM HIGH AS FUCK ON FREEDOM

I like where this is heading.

I was gonna suggest he gets a blowtorch....maybe not if there's now opiates involved.
He's gonna need some cable ties, though.

Gaffa tape.





Super glue.









And a copy of:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbgv8PkO9eo[/youtube]

BitchPudding wrote:I should probably say now before shit gets out of control that I did mean beer.


You animals. :P

Iommic Pope wrote:I like where this is heading.

I was gonna suggest he gets a blowtorch....maybe not if there's now opiates involved.
He's gonna need some cable ties, though.

Gaffa tape.





Super glue.









And a copy of:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbgv8PkO9eo[/youtube]

HOLY MOUNTAIN ON FUCKING LOOP



BOUNCE. HOUSE.

Yes!
Dude, you are gonna have the best time.

Last night I scribbled out ideas for my dream-local band. Aen is in it. Justin Vernon is not in it.

Achtane wrote:
Nitrous oxide...rocket engine propellant...SPACE RACE! THE COLD WAR!
Cactus...stinger...FIM-92 STINGER SURFACE-TO-AIR MISSILE!
Gorbachev...GORBACHEV FOLDS!
YOU'VE AWAKENED MY AMERICAN SPIRIT

I AM HIGH AS FUCK ON FREEDOM

At least when we plan the International Meetup we'll know that Ach is cheap and easy to please.
Someone can just bring a tape of Shatner reading your constitution or something.
Save some $ there.
I'm guessing for every one like him, we're gonna have a dozen hoovers.
Maybe we should plan the meetup in international waters, somewhere off the South American coast?

I'm drunk off of the worst of beers and listening to eurobeat.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMRuxqxdCho[/youtube]
ISN'T IT FUNNY HOW LIFE WORKS OUT
I WAS ON THE PRINCIPAL'S LIST ALL THROUGHOUT ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, YOU KNOW
ATE PIZZA WITH THE PRINCIPAL AND EVERYTHING
BUT NOW...BABY BABY LET'S MOVIN' oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz

So beer, eurobeat, porno of republicans wearing stars n stripes bikinis?
Gotcha.
(put him on the list, Shaun, he's gonna need a minder)

Don't forget the dry bricks of ramen noodles.