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Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:15 pm
by Inconuucl
Got candy, shipping tomorrow. Lock and load, butches!
(... Autocorrect, why? I'm keeping it though because that's hilarious.)
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:45 pm
by jrmy
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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.
I am full of excite. I got Goroth as my Satan. This holiday season is off to a very very very very good start.
And now begins the looooooooooooooong wait for the end of the work day.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:51 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
Scarf is probably Swedish for suited dinosaur costume.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:53 pm
by D.o.S.
Salad Dressing is Swedish for Salad Dressing, I believe.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:55 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
Nah. It's Swedish for "fuck you, D.o.S.". Obviously. Skal Ofyn Strik.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:13 pm
by Eivind August
D.o.S. wrote:Salad Dressing is Swedish for Salad Dressing, I believe.
I have taught you well.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:19 pm
by goroth
You guys didn't send your santees salad dressing?
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:24 pm
by Inconuucl
I AM the dressing.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:26 pm
by baremountain
Dang y'all I can't wait till next year when my post count will be high enough to be part of this. It's awesome to see all the cool stuff you're all getting!
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:28 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
Well, all you'll be getting will be purple dildos. And if you get me, socks. It's part of my ILFSS traditions. Socks for every victim. #SockGaze
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:35 pm
by baremountain
Purple is my favorite color
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:37 pm
by Strange Tales
Can confirm Darcy only sends dildos. Opened up the smallest package yesterday thinking "why not? can't be a dildo!" and it was a tiny dildo necklace.
There are also many dildo shaped boxes still unopened.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:40 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
Yeah. Dildos. Industrial strength. Tested and approved by Jwar. That guy does it with a 20kg kettle bell. Why do you think he likes the gym so much?
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:40 pm
by baremountain
Under StrangeTales's tree:
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:41 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
And for snacks:
