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lol, if you thought Subway gave you lots of meat n veggies, wait until you hit an actual sandwich shop! it takes them maybe 45 seconds longer to make you a sandwich at a mom & pop place yknow...

Blackened Soul wrote:

terminator wrote:burgers are not junk food!

they are if they come from fast food chain.

Those aren't burgers!

that's about as big as the biggest burger ive bitten, but maybe a bit bigger. i'm gonna open a restaurant called babar's bourbon bar and bbq burger barn.

terminator wrote:that's about as big as the biggest burger ive bitten, but maybe a bit bigger. i'm gonna open a restaurant called babar's bourbon bar and bbq burger barn.

both!

should I tell you guys about my other restaurant idea, bitch hitters? it's a sports bar. with beer pitchers and benches. the waitresses are called pitcher getters. the customers are called bench sitters. "come get yer pitchers at bitch hitters, bench sitters!" and they'll take your picture. (say everything in a sweet country accent).

w...t...f...! XD

terminator wrote:should I tell you guys about my other restaurant idea, bitch hitters? it's a sports bar. with beer pitchers and benches. the waitresses are called pitcher getters. the customers are called bench sitters. "come get yer pitchers at bitch hitters, bench sitters!" and they'll take your picture. (say everything in a sweet country accent).

My cousin had an idea for a bar once.
He said he'd call it "The Gym" so your wife/girlfriend won't suspect anything.

"Hey honey, I'm hitting The Gym tonight. I'm trying to get a six pack."

There used to be a bar in denton called the library for similar reasons

There was a bar outside of Temple TX called "He Aint Here" and that's the way they would answer the phone... Bars always have the best burgers... If you're ever in Austin by the Capitol on a weekday ask for Mike's Pub...

Ooops Mike's closed after 50 years... Check out Casino El Camino for the Best Bar Burgers...

sonidero wrote:Ooops Mike's closed after 50 years... Check out Casino El Camino for the Best Bar Burgers...

My band is playing down there May 23rd at gypsy lounge. i'll check out casino el camino. I think the dude who runs the broken neck recommended that place. also, Burger Tex is real good. it's not a bar though. and i'm not talking about burger tex 2.

futuresailors wrote:Denny's should have a breathalyzer at the door. Can't get in unless you fail.

Accurate.