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futuresailors wrote:
Andy ghosty, you don't need to lie. Yr clean shaven now so all the teen girls at school don't think you're that creepy pedo guy.

dat bus...I'm under it

Ah god work computer won't let me go on the previous page so apparently whatever was said was good

I'm a guy. I trim my pits. And Brian's bearded face makes me moist.



But that's what's up. I mean. I play a lot of soccer. Lots of guys shave their legs because those fucking shin gaurds will grab a hold of the airs and rip them out. Mid stride. Excruciating. I just keep it nice and trimmed low. I do that with all my hairs to be respectful to my laday. It's not just for her, it's for me. Think about this fellas. Let's say your ladays all being extra nice to you. Ya know. And she has to pull hairs out of her mouth every other minute. That's annoying. And she's less likely to be extra nice to you in the future. It's classical conditioning. She's extra nice, she has to pul nasty hairs out. She no longer wants to be extra nice. So shave yourselves, fellas. It's not just for her (or him, I'm from the South but I don't hate), it's also for you.

And ladays. I know you like it when we go to town on your pits. Same thing. Say I wanna be extra nice and just give your pits all kinds of specials attention. Classical conditioning. Hair in my mouth or a cut up tongue from cacti stubble and I'm less likely to go to town there. Some goes for powdered deoderants. That shit is barbaric. We're in the 21st century peeps. Clear gell. Anything else, would be uncivilized.

But again, different worlds. It gets HOT down here and that shit isn't just a fashion statement. It's funky stink mess. It's not the sight of chick arm pit hair that bothers me. It's more the smell. If they shower regularly and keep it all nice and fresh. It's all good. But I trim my pit hairs just because I'm way to active to keep it fresh 24/7. Even when showering daily. Us southerners sweat it up, peeps.

if i grew a beard now i'd look like fucking Santa Claus. it started going grey when i was in my early 30s, several geological ages ago.

NAILED IT SON

If I didn't have to shave for work I sure as hell wouldn't, don't care either way what the laydays do. I'm fortunate that they even let me play with the naughty bits so I wouldn't say something if I did care.

dubkitty wrote:if i grew a beard now i'd look like fucking Santa Claus.

Well, at least then you'd be able to find some seasonal employment.

Plus it's a good way to pick up chicks.
"Would you like to sit on Santa's lap?"
"Ho, ho ho! Some one's been a naughty girl this year!"
"Want to see how I whip my reindeer?"

et cetera.

"what's the difference between an erection and a cheeseburger? I DON'T HAVE A CHEESEBURGER RIGHT NOW."

..... fuck you. that works. Santa likes cheeseburgerseseses.

Dude your beard is so intense. You look like an ancient Jewish carpenter.

futuresailors wrote:"Want to see how I whip my reindeer?"

dubkitty wrote:otherwise, how can you sing "push push/in da bush?"

I've never heard this. Is it the straight version of What What (In the Butt)?

aens_wife wrote:This thread makes me want to stop shaving everything forever.

I kinda like the idea of grossing out a whole bunch of men. And if I could convince a ton of other women to stop shaving, then you dicks would have to get over your fear and revulsion of the bit of hair that women have compared to the fucking forest you guys sport.

FUCK.

EXCEPT

some of us don't but I totally agree... if a men doesn't maintain, he shouldn't be mad about the woman not maintaining... that's just hypocrisy

and i misspelled that as hipocrisy

hippocrisy

i want to start a band called Hippocrisy... bringing hippocore to the neighbourhood

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk[/youtube]

If a woman is willing to put my member in her mouth then I have no grounds to tell her how she should be or what she chooses to do with her body.