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Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 10:07 pm
by ProCarsteNation
It's done, sweet satanee!
All packed up and clocking in around 5kg, let's hope it is just under for postage...
And while everything inside is 100% strictly legal,
I hope no humorless customs-officer opens this
or we might all be going to jail
posting tomorrow
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:08 am
by goroth
ProCarsteNation wrote:It's done, sweet satanee!
All packed up and clocking in around 5kg, let's hope it is just under for postage...
And while everything inside is 100% strictly legal,
I hope no humorless customs-officer opens this
or we might all be going to jail
posting tomorrow
You posted a couple of bags of oregano and some bob Marley vinyls?
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:12 am
by Iommic Pope
Dear mark/stalkee,
Shortbread is a fucking pain in the arse to make.
Enjoy.
Love,
Satan.
XOXO
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 10:08 am
by crochambeau
Iommic Pope wrote:Shortbread is a fucking pain in the arse to make.
That hint of salt from someone's tears lends such a delicate wonder to the baked good.
I don't know if I have the cohones to take on baking something.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 10:22 am
by odontophobia
crochambeau wrote:Iommic Pope wrote:Shortbread is a fucking pain in the arse to make.
That hint of salt from someone's tears lends such a delicate wonder to the baked good.
I don't know if I have the cohones to take on baking something.
just make cornbread. way easier.
still delicious.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 10:22 am
by Iommic Pope
I love cooking, I suck at baking.
My wife is a boss ass baker though.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:17 am
by Inconuucl
Iommic Pope wrote:I love cooking, I suck at baking.
My wife is a boss ass baker though.
But what if you're not in the mood for baked ass?
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:18 am
by D.o.S.
Location: Frimmin' on the Fram
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:20 pm
by ProCarsteNation
goroth wrote:
You posted a couple of bags of oregano and some bob Marley vinyls?
but nopes. depending on your point of view/type of humor what I posted is both possibly more fun & possibly more disturbing
And this coming from a man who used to carry an oiled stone in his tobacco pouch. It looked just like a piece of hash and was a hoot at border crossings...
Speaking of border crossings:
today 14:21 hours local time, something large, yellow & almost unmarked got checked in to DHL. I did that
clerk announced a delivery around 19 - 21 december... awwww yisss!! That delivery goes to
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:26 pm
by odontophobia
Y'all.
The anticipation is killing me.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:30 pm
by aen
Eivind August wrote:aen wrote:Eivind August wrote:I would love a doggo for ILFmas.
Also,
HOLY FUCK.
This fella^ sent me a MASF Possessed, candy, (both delicious and malicious) a buttload of music, stickers, a book and a THOR SHIRT!
It was the best Secret Satan ever!!!! Unfortunately Photobucket is not responding today so no pics of my loot to ILF yet.
My dear wife and I are just about ready to ship ours out. She got a great package as well, but I'll let her tell you about it.
Glad you liked it! You're kinda hard to pick pedals for because you have every pedbox in teh planet, but stalking paid off.
Bow before the Nr\w/gn KVLT KANDY.
(Actually Swedish, but fuck those guys.)
Well, I wouldn't say I liked eating it, but I have enjoyed feeding it to others.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:40 pm
by D.o.S.
you just gotta keep it in long enough for the saltiness to dull.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:47 pm
by jrfox92
D.o.S. wrote:you just gotta keep it in long enough for the saltiness to dull.
TWSS
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:51 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
So you only wash your penis with other human's saliva? That seems highly inefficient.
Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:53 pm
by D.o.S.
group showers best showers.