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Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 5:27 pm
by 01010111
I'm pretty happy that I gave my parent's address. When it shows up I won't know who it's from, nor will I be able to open it before the 22nd.

Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 5:32 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
Disarm D'arcy wrote:True dat
Just dropping a little info for my santa. If you want this to be true, you'll have to do better than my mother's, which is likely the only gift I'll get, and she's getting me an action camera. Just want you to know how good you're gonna have to be. :lol:

Seriously though, I keep forgetting I have one coming. I'm just excited that Strange Tales is excited :lol:
ProCarsteNation wrote: chacun a son gout
Schmeckt gut, Liebelein, schmekt gut.

Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 5:35 pm
by ProCarsteNation
Oooooh I'd contain Jwars package..... :love:

but in the name of honesty & full disclosure:
wfs1234 wrote:I'm pretty happy that I gave my parent's address. When it shows up I won't know who it's from, nor will I be able to open it before the 22nd.
that's what I did, too.
So it's easy for me to say waitwaitwaitlookdon'ttouch

Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 5:41 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
I gave my mother's address too. But I live there, like any self respecting unemployed student.

Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 5:44 pm
by 01010111
Yeah, it was much harder to hold out opening my secret santa when I lived at home...

Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 5:47 pm
by Eivind August
goroth wrote:
odontophobia wrote:Here in America we believe in two things:

1-Manifest Destiny
2-instant Gratification

So.....
Manifest gratification?
FUCKING INSTANT DESTINY

Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 5:51 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
Destiny gratification is U.K. English for what is called a paycheck in the US. True story.

Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 6:05 pm
by Iommic Pope
Elven Wind Goth Sage casts Instant Destiny!!!
Your party is able to leave the grind of yet another dungeon and arrive at its destination, acquiring the treasure of the Secret Satan.
No XP bonus.

Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 6:07 pm
by odontophobia
Iommic Pope wrote:Elven Wind Goth Sage casts Instant Destiny!!!
Your party is able to leave the grind of yet another dungeon and arrive at its destination, acquiring the treasure of the Secret Satan.
No XP bonus.
Broh
You know me. I love the grind.
I'm gonna master several espers/jobs/materia before the holiday season is done.

Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 6:09 pm
by Iommic Pope
D.o.S. wrote:
ProCarsteNation wrote:Yes Sweet Jeebus,
what's all this premature rip-opening of giftification?!?
us Germans say "Vorfreude ist die schönste Freude" anticipation is the greatest joy...
crochambeau wrote:Still holding out...

I promise that if mine arrives before I ship, I will at least wait until mine is shipped and tracking shows arrival.

PLENTY OF TIME YET
Yeeeeeees! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! Let the patience flow through you,
let the exictement build till you can't take it.
And then some more....
You try getting a package from jwar and containing yourself.
TWSS?

Also, apologies to my mark, the builder and I are unsure at this stage if you will get yours in time for Christmas.
But it will be awesome and I will be sending your treats and other bits in time. So don't stress you'll get something.

Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 6:10 pm
by Iommic Pope
odontophobia wrote:
Iommic Pope wrote:Elven Wind Goth Sage casts Instant Destiny!!!
Your party is able to leave the grind of yet another dungeon and arrive at its destination, acquiring the treasure of the Secret Satan.
No XP bonus.
Broh
You know me. I love the grind.
I'm gonna master several espers/jobs/materia before the holiday season is done.
I'm not sure if I've mentioned this before but "materia" is pretty much my favourite word and concept.
Master Summon Materia like a fucking BOSS.

Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 6:16 pm
by D.o.S.
Disarm D'arcy wrote:Destiny gratification is U.K. English for what is called a paycheck in the US. True story.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 6:49 pm
by odontophobia
Iommic Pope wrote:
odontophobia wrote:
Iommic Pope wrote:Elven Wind Goth Sage casts Instant Destiny!!!
Your party is able to leave the grind of yet another dungeon and arrive at its destination, acquiring the treasure of the Secret Satan.
No XP bonus.
Broh
You know me. I love the grind.
I'm gonna master several espers/jobs/materia before the holiday season is done.
I'm not sure if I've mentioned this before but "materia" is pretty much my favourite word and concept.
Master Summon Materia like a fucking BOSS.
we should rip of the band Summoning. Call ourselves Materia and write about Final Fantasy VII instead of Tolkien.

Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 7:15 pm
by popvulture
Strange Tales wrote:all of these openings are making me hot and bothered.
I simply cannot believe someone hasn't made a perverse comment about this line yet.

Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 7:38 pm
by UglyCasanova
goroth wrote:here is the first part of the stash. The rest shall wait until the 24th. Hohoho!
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I tried it before I got it for you. I really liked it. Be sure to give us a quick review. :thumb: