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Gone Fission wrote:SNAX ADVISORY: I'm afraid I might have accidentally sent germ warfare. I made treats by hand Thursday night , shipped them with the package Friday, and the box is due to arrive Monday. But I started showing strong symptoms of a cold or similar nasty upper respiratory thing Saturday A.M. Sucks today, really hard, including a fever. So I suggest an abundance of caution. You can toss them and I'll make you some fresh ones when I'm on the other side of this.

Don't want to spoil anything, but my box is festooned with these guys:

I'm feeling distinctly un- , but I'm not bleeding out my ass, so that's something, I suppose.

I wonder what the likelihood of actually getting sick from this is? Especially seeing as how most viruses won't live on surfaces longer than a couple hours. Did you sneeze on them? Cum in them? If so, please let me eat them. LOL

No but really your note says they have alcohol in them, so I wouldn't eat them anyway, but the wife might, and that may lead to some fun time for me....debating ethics here guys. Guys.







Oh and we always have a few people a little late on shipping with SS. So don't fret if you haven't received your gift yet. It's par for the course. If you however NEVER receive it, then we've got problems. That has happened to unfortunately. That's why the rules exist.

Rest assured, either way, everyone will be taken care of.

weed_killer wrote:I kind of want to open mine now that my ss got their package...

You are very much allowed to. At least open the main box and check out the individually wrapped gifts

UglyCasanova wrote:

weed_killer wrote:I kind of want to open mine now that my ss got their package...

You are very much allowed to. At least open the main box and check out the individually wrapped gifts

I caved and opened it all. You are un-fucking believable. If I had a first-born it would be yours.

pics to come, after I calm down.

Future first-born accepted

I'm so glad you liked it!

Sorry about the t-shirt size. I didn't know you were just as lanky as me.

Looking forward to le picz!

bob the r0bot wrote:Pro tips:

Most post offices just use whatever tracking number the origin post issued the box instead of assigning it a new one. While your post office will stop keeping track of the box as soon as it leaves the country, you can go to your recipients local post service and get more detailed tracking there.

oh shit

it worked and the package apparently JUST arrived to town. Or close. Transferred to destination it says. Phew

thanks, bro!

Dear Satan,

I'll admit, I started to peek. When I saw that there were gifts for the cats and the wife, I knew that I should wait so that the entire family can take part in the blessed sacrament that is your fiery damnation.

If I may ask a question, oh Dark Lord Prince of the Power of Air, will the contents be damaged if I festoon the box with catnip so that your feline worshipers may have something to open? They would ever rejoice in rending the paper flesh from its bones, much like a sacrifice to you, oh Roaring Lion, King of Tyre, Angel of Light....

kthxbye,

doommeow & family


PS. You rock, dude.

doommeow wrote:Dear Satan,

I'll admit, I started to peek. When I saw that there were gifts for the cats and the wife, I knew that I should wait so that the entire family can take part in the blessed sacrament that is your fiery damnation.

If I may ask a question, oh Dark Lord Prince of the Power of Air, will the contents be damaged if I festoon the box with catnip so that your feline worshipers may have something to open? They would ever rejoice in rending the paper flesh from its bones, much like a sacrifice to you, oh Roaring Lion, King of Tyre, Angel of Light....

kthxbye,

doommeow & family


PS. You rock, dude.

Do what must be done. The gifts and/or sacrifices of Satan cannot be harmed by mere mortals, be they feline or human. If memory serves me right, the gift for eternal cat darkness resides within the box of thundery, uhm, pedalness. Beware of the horrors within, and feast on the contents.

UGH. Anticipation. I want my Satan to get his package. It was took a day longer than expected to deliver.
Now the package is being held at the Post Office.

My gift arrived today. Thanks dude. Though I'm no closer to working out who my SS is. Haven't opened it yet but thanks again Bill. Happy Secret Fucking Satan ya'all!

Well, it's finally sent. I think my SS will like what I sent, pedal wise and non pedal wise. Cost $68 to fucking ship the thing though. Probably not going to SS overseas next year.

I was getting excited to see my victim get theirs but the delivery was missed

Hopefully tomorrow! A certain European should be on the lookout for a package

Alright, I have a package from the States to pick up.

goroth wrote:Alright, I have a package from the States to pick up.

:animal:

WHO IS MY SATAN

xrleroyx wrote:WHO IS MY SATAN

I think I'm more excited to find out who mine is more than anything else


Also anxiously awaiting to see what Ryan did for his stalkee