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Posted: **Sat Aug 06, 2016 10:14 am**

Disarm D'arcy wrote:Didn't share my bed once during my stay in Oslo. Turns out marriage doesn't get you laid.

Just realized how marriage works.

Posted: **Sat Aug 06, 2016 10:17 am**

Hasn't realized there's more to marriage than tax deductions and general bitterness.

Posted: **Sat Aug 06, 2016 5:33 pm**

Is not very good at stairs.

Posted: **Sat Aug 06, 2016 5:37 pm**

Owner of the most unreliable output jack ever and general badass

Posted: **Sat Aug 06, 2016 6:01 pm**

Precautious as fuck according to D.o.S

Posted: **Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:29 pm**

Doesn't English enough to know that it's spelled precocious

Posted: **Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:45 pm**

Doesn't realize precautions applied because said person is British and therefore overly polite by my French standards.

Posted: **Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:48 pm**

. Touche.

Posted: **Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:49 pm**

Confuses freedom and privilege extended.

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2016 8:27 am**

Keeps winking at me, slowly widdling down my mental stability. Also, sexy accent.

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2016 8:33 am**

Eivind August wrote: widdling

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2016 8:54 am**

Purple balls.

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2016 9:02 am**

Apparently doesn't like Aubrey Plaza yellin' at him:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rThS7xVTnac[/youtube]

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2016 12:39 pm**

I think has a Purple Gopher fixation. It might be sexual.

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2016 12:48 pm**

Top candidate for ILFer who should write an autobiography.

Say something about the person that posted before you.