★★ TYRANNOSAURICAL BILF 2016: FINALS! VOTE HERE★★

[Iommic Pope]

I feel like I shouldn't have had to post that.
Nor that I should have bothered.

[manymanyhaha]

Yo Iommic, I meant no disrespect to Boards A and C. I have no doubt those boards are played, I'm not shouting accusations Trump-like, I swear! It's just when I see cords coming in AND out, I know this fucker just played that shit yesterday and needed to take a photo to get included. I like that.

Also, B totally beat my ass in my group. Fuck.

[manymanyhaha]

I feel like I shouldn't have had to post that.
Nor that I should have bothered.

you tell 'em!

Awwwww. Ok. Go back to lurkin I shall. I meant no harms.

[manymanyhaha]

and also i am total fucktard. i mean that.

TOTAL fucktard




















and a shot of whateva ya drinkin to B!!! B ya fuckers, BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[D.o.S.]

In my extraordinarily humble opinion, I see no cords going in nor out of boards A and C, which might as well make them winners of Gorgeous Imaginary Boards of the Boards I'd Like ta Fuck.

I appreciate a board that is Obviously Played. Like board B. That is why I voted B.

Also, fuck the letters A and C. Both of them. All amazing boards though, gotta parse that shit somehow

A has cords going out -- look at the top.

B gets the vote for the Sonic Crayon, duh?

Yeah dude, A and C are just wired surgically. Lol closer, it's a thing of beauty.
Both of those boards are obviously played, the tell is in the selection of pedals.
I know for a fact board a is played by a gigging musician. He's just dope about wiring his shit because a) you tighten up and troubleshoot when you go for that level of neatness, it irons out the potential for live failure, and b) who doesn't want to roll up to the gig and plug and play a mad beast like that.
The OCD exists for a reason. It provides reliability.

Dude the OCD is secretly the best circuit ever.

Point 2: while I think gigging musicians are basically retarded (because there's really no reason to have a BILF-worthy board if you depend on it for sustainable income since Boss will do the same things for 85% of the tone and save you a shit ton of money [which you need, because you are a gigging musician and therefore mentally handicapped enough to be required by law to save every penny you can] the general point about what a 'gigging musician' will stand for is negligible at best. Have you seen their workplace environs?) live failure is the stallion of music: you can't hope to corral it -- don't be stupid some people have gelded some shit and some people haven't. You only know if a board is legit if you can feel the reproductive fortitude dripping from the (side mounted) jacks, after all.

Sorry I'm shithoused that probably makes zero sense.

[Iommic Pope]

Well that escalated quickly.

New guy, haha, don't stress, I was in the middle of a shitty 10 hour day at work when I posted that.
I get grumpy. Neat boards bring me the joy I need to negotiate an otherwise dreary existence.
Sometimes when I don't have enough caffeine and sugar I take my cranky out on the Internet.
Which is a dick move and you shouldn't have to have worn it.
I apologise.

DoS: you're a funny cunt.
Although not an incorrect one I might add.
Am drinking stout and watching Rambo.
Hopefully I can catch up to you a little.

Everyone gets a hug.

[Jwar]

Now that I've lost I can go post my board again! LOL!! Good luck to you all!! Bastards!!! LOL

[fcknoise]

I have a feeling that the owner to board #6 paid knobs to release the very timely demo of the dream sequence...

This vote is almost impossible btw

[JonnyAngle]

Now that I've lost I can go post my board again! LOL!! Good luck to you all!! Bastards!!! LOL

Everyone know which board is yours.

The largest board with he largest pedals

[rfurtkamp]

We'd never guess who has what.

I mean, the amount of custom pedals and odd choices are what make this category.

I might be worried if more of you had guitar synths.

[Iommic Pope]

Don't think I haven't considered it because of you, sir.

[rfurtkamp]

You don't want one.

Downtuned mellotron doom is not meant to be.

[Iommic Pope]

That sounds pretty rad man....not unselling it.

[Iommic Pope]

Also: viewtopic.php?f=149&t=51354

[coupleonapkins]