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sonidero wrote:

phantasmagorovich wrote:Hey Donny & Sonny, can I be ambassador to germany and miscellaneous other countries?

PHANTAS KING OF ALL EUROTRASH... KEEPER OF THE KRAUTROCK...

Please Assign Bassus and Univalve their proper positions and pump up the propaganda campaign...

Bassus shall be the groom. Driver of nuts, wielder of yetis and spiritual overlord.
Uni shall be the dragon. Grammar contortionist and hoardmaster general.



(We don't want the island though. people drive on the wrong side of the street there. shit's confusing. get someone else to take care of those guys. they talk funny too.)

phantasmagorovich wrote:

sonidero wrote:

phantasmagorovich wrote:Hey Donny & Sonny, can I be ambassador to germany and miscellaneous other countries?

PHANTAS KING OF ALL EUROTRASH... KEEPER OF THE KRAUTROCK...

Please Assign Bassus and Univalve their proper positions and pump up the propaganda campaign...

Bassus shall be the groom. Driver of nuts, wielder of yetis and spiritual overlord.
Uni shall be the dragon. Grammar contortionist and hoardmaster general.



(We don't want the island though. people drive on the wrong side of the street there. shit's confusing. get someone else to take care of those guys. they talk funny too.)

Oooo! Ooo! Oooo! I'll take the island! I've always wanted an island! And I drive horribly, too, so I don't care which side of the street they drive on.

jrmy wrote:
Oooo! Ooo! Oooo! I'll take the island! I've always wanted an island! And I drive horribly, too, so I don't care which side of the street they drive on.

Well we really need someone from there who says lift, nicked, knackered, fag, boot, brilliant, lorry and silly shit like that on the reg...

How bout...

Jrmy: Crotchety Colonial Ambassador to That Island...

sonidero wrote:

jrmy wrote:
Oooo! Ooo! Oooo! I'll take the island! I've always wanted an island! And I drive horribly, too, so I don't care which side of the street they drive on.

Well we really need someone from there who says lift, nicked, knackered, fag, boot, brilliant, lorry and silly shit like that on the reg...

How bout...

Jrmy: Crotchety Colonial Ambassador to That Island...

Sounds good to me! Or rather, BRILLIANT! Now to work on That Island's national anthem. I'll need to figure out how to notate 4-part oscillation harmony... hmm... this could take a while. I'll have to load a hamper of victuals into the boot of my auto, and retire to my chalet in the countryside to meditate on the conundrum. If anyone needs me, you can reach me via seance chanting through the aether.

Hey Sonidero,
I need some kickbacks yo

phantasmagorovich wrote:



Bassus shall be the groom. Driver of nuts, wielder of yetis and spiritual overlord.
Uni shall be the dragon. Grammar contortionist and hoardmaster general.



(We don't want the island though. people drive on the wrong side of the street there. shit's confusing. get someone else to take care of those guys. they talk funny too.)

As long as there's drinking and fuzz involved, yeah, sure thing guys, Your cabinet can trust on the Nifelheimr, the Frost Giants of the North, Don.

Oh and the Ring wraith king, he came for drinks, sauna and arm wrestling, told me to say hi, but he's pretty pissed already, so never mind him just play safe, everyone.

hbombgraphics wrote:Hey Sonidero,
I need some kickbacks yo

ALSO NO KICKBACKS.

snipelfritz wrote:

sonidero wrote:Who are you???

I remember all these like yesterday.. 6:13 this is what I remember about Pueblo Colorado 81009... 7:33 is what I was afraid of... Oh and Apple Slice...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2BCG4YZy8Y[/youtube]

If I'm elected, anything from the 80's not associated with Factory Records will be made illegal.

And as with anything illegal, it will be punishable by death by Bieber.

well this cuts out quite a lot of my favorite music

Bassus Sanguinis wrote:Oh and the Ring wraith king, he came for drinks, sauna and arm wrestling, told me to say hi, but he's pretty pissed already, so never mind him just play safe, everyone.

look at all the fucks I give.gif

UMMM DUDE, IT'S THE WITCH KING.

spacelordmother wrote:

Bassus Sanguinis wrote:Oh and the Ring wraith king, he came for drinks, sauna and arm wrestling, told me to say hi, but he's pretty pissed already, so never mind him just play safe, everyone.

look at all the fucks I give.gif

UMMM DUDE, IT'S THE WITCH KING Of ANGMAR.

If you're going to get it right, get it right properly.

Anyway, the Nazgûl give no fucks. Obvs.

D.o.S. wrote:

spacelordmother wrote:

Bassus Sanguinis wrote:Oh and the Ring wraith king, he came for drinks, sauna and arm wrestling, told me to say hi, but he's pretty pissed already, so never mind him just play safe, everyone.

look at all the fucks I give.gif

UMMM DUDE, IT'S THE WITCH KING Of ANGMAR.

If you're going to get it right, get it right properly.

Anyway, the Nazgûl give no fucks. Obvs.

I thought that went without saying.

The Witch King of Angmar, the head of the Ring Wraiths. He's my homie. Sure he's a little upset for that Ring issue, and his gang is a little fucked up but still my homie. Ever since the early 80's when we were introduced to each other.

I'm glad to see people making the joke out of politics that it really is.

I,Galactus wrote:DON/DERO's got my vote. Shit wait, is there an ILF electoral college? As a non-FAMOUS poster, does my vote even count?

People such as you with <500 posts should have no say in political matters.











Oh, shit.