If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
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Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
BRAWT even.
gugh. so. CORNY.
gugh. so. CORNY.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
Achtane wrote:SO
FUCKING
LONELY

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Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
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...will always be Pony from China, IL in my head from this point on.

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i'd fuck Achtainty. just to see what it's like to climb somebody bigger than me.
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Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
i suppose, given the input i've received over the last few days, that i should just go fuck myself


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Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
alexa. wrote:Achtane wrote:SO
FUCKING
LONELY
You can have Fuzzy Fred's post-coital cuddles.

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McSpunckle wrote:alexa. wrote:Achtane wrote:SO
FUCKING
LONELY
You can have Fuzzy Fred's post-coital cuddles.
as long as we listen to minus the bear, i'll fuck pretty much anything
So this turned into another devi thread...
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Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
I feel kind of like Space. I'm actually a little offended that none one wants to ride this baloney pony.
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i don't know if i'd want to fuck Jwar, i imagine too many bro-fists and "DOOD! i'm TOTALLY up in your guts right now! In Your Guts Broney BITCHES!!" declarations.
i DO want to sit there and eat popcorn while he uses his porn voice to narrate the filthy shenanigans of UnknowablePony and my wiff.
hot. FIRE.
i DO want to sit there and eat popcorn while he uses his porn voice to narrate the filthy shenanigans of UnknowablePony and my wiff.
hot. FIRE.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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all the single ladies
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psssssst. MAN-WHORE.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
I'd say, "the girl," but I'm old and married, and that would be creepy. Besides, she might unfriend me. 

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Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
I'm not sure if i'm happy or dissapointed no one has mentioned me yet...not sure if want.
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i was trying to be a gentleman and not be all "GRRLZ! GRRLZ ON MESSAGE BOARDS!!!".
but.... ur.... yeah. there's this neat thing you can do where you tie two grrLs together facing each other all bewb squished against each other? then tied to a dangling rotating apparatus? it makes it like an Inverted Indecisive Sex Sammich?
yah. if i was single i'd so steal you and Fluffy Hair Pony and go all out like that.
INVERTED SEX SAMMICH FTW.
but.... ur.... yeah. there's this neat thing you can do where you tie two grrLs together facing each other all bewb squished against each other? then tied to a dangling rotating apparatus? it makes it like an Inverted Indecisive Sex Sammich?
yah. if i was single i'd so steal you and Fluffy Hair Pony and go all out like that.
INVERTED SEX SAMMICH FTW.
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Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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Re: If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?
... I'm not sure if this is getting awesome or creepy.