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rich, older girlfriend

Caesar wrote:rich, older girlfriend

Preferably!

Caesar wrote:rich, older girlfriend

wsas3 wrote:Get a job and a fake?

Things I want and will never have. Especially "job".
Right now my plan involves moonshining on the roof of the dorms. I foresee no potential problems.

Until the dorm asplode.

My neighbor's 80 year old grand mother makes a gross potato vodka that's very brown. I fear it will kill me.

Resurrecting this thread because if they're going to make me work on a Friday night, I'm drinking damn it. But I'm not drunk yet, so I didn't want to post in the drunk thread.

Anyways, the mint is going nuts in my garden, so I broke open some Jim Beam Black and made myself a fucking delicious mint julep. Almost makes working worth it ...

Here comes the second!

Not well stocked, so I drink what I have:

cachaça with orange and mango juice. Crushed ice helps.

HOOLLLLY fuck, I am excited.

Me and some friends just scored a bottle of Pappy's 23yr reserve. I've had a glass of this before, but never a bottle. Think we're gonna BBQ and crack it open later.

MODERATION..... it will not exist.

no liquor to be found, I thought. Then I dug deeper down into the caverns of my pantry and what mine eyes saw nearly defies description...a 3 year old 5th of Vlad Doth I dare tempt the gods and drink deep the hellish liquid?


probably...gonna pick up a case of Mt. Dew after work tonight (protip, mt dew will cover the taste of even the worst spirit)

Dunno if it classifies as liquor (more like wimpy pussy juice) but I had some deliciouuusssss sake with sushi today.

excane wrote:Dunno if it classifies as liquor (more like wimpy pussy juice) but I had some deliciouuusssss sake with sushi today.

Sake is definitely not liquor, but it is damn good. A lot of people describe it as rice wine, but to be technical, it is more like a beer (in that you brew it with a mashing process similar to beer).

^^ Yeah, that's true.

I'm all about the Scottish single malt. I want to visit Islay pretty badly for a tour of lagavulin and laphroaig.

Anyone wanna recommend me some good gin? I've only tried New Amsterdam and Gilbey's.
Yeah, I'm kinda cheap but whatevs. Tanquery should probably be on my list, eh?

Uuggg, I'll let someone else field that one.

Gin is like the ONE I can't stand. Shit makes my stomach turn.

kbithecrowing wrote:Anyone wanna recommend me some good gin? I've only tried New Amsterdam and Gilbey's.
Yeah, I'm kinda cheap but whatevs. Tanquery should probably be on my list, eh?

I'm a big Hendrick's and lemonade fan.