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Posted: **Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:50 pm**

i've totally had to train myself to leave my spectacles in one specific spot--up on the dresser near the stuffed toy kittehs where they can't get knocked down--when i go to sleep so i can find them when i wake up. if i can't find them i'm fucked because my nearsightedness is bad enough that i''ll never find them without assistance or my reading glasses.

Posted: **Thu Feb 17, 2011 12:22 am**

tuffteef wrote:i wake up and search the bed for tv remotes
i lose them like 4 times a week

This. This all the time. :facepalm:

Posted: **Thu Feb 17, 2011 12:35 am**

Whenever I take a straw out of the box, I have to look through it to make sure there's no weird shit inside. This is because there was a pincer bug in my friend's when I was a kid.

Posted: **Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:11 am**

Achtane wrote:Whenever I take a straw out of the box, I have to look through it to make sure there's no weird shit inside. This is because there was a pincer bug in my friend's when I was a kid.

DUDE my mom picked me up from a socker game when I was like eight and brought along my TMNT water bottle with some fresh water just for me so like I took a big huge gulp of it and what's moving around in my mouth in there? An EARWIG. YYYYYAAAAARGH.

Also then one time I reached into the mailbox for the mail and I was like "Why is the mail moving?" and it was because it was covered with EARWIGS! YYYYYAAAAAARRRRRGH.

I love all of God's creatures but I will destroy a worthless earwig on sight.

C

Posted: **Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:32 am**

theactionindex wrote:
tuffteef wrote:i wake up and search the bed for tv remotes
i lose them like 4 times a week

This. This all the time.

im thinking about glueing a giant skull keychain i got for halloween onto it so it can never get lost down the back of the bed or anywhere or one of those clap your hands and it beeps things

Posted: **Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:58 am**

jfrey wrote:I don't wear more than a t-shirt and a sweatshirt no matter how cold it is - unless I'm snowboarding.

Your arse must get really cold...

Posted: **Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:18 am**

devnulljp wrote:Your arse must get really cold...

After a few years of doing it you just get used to the cold. It has to be below 20 and windy for the cold to start to bother me. Above 40 though is just t-shirt weather.

Posted: **Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:09 am**

CBA713 wrote:
Achtane wrote:Whenever I take a straw out of the box, I have to look through it to make sure there's no weird shit inside. This is because there was a pincer bug in my friend's when I was a kid.

DUDE my mom picked me up from a socker game when I was like eight and brought along my TMNT water bottle with some fresh water just for me so like I took a big huge gulp of it and what's moving around in my mouth in there? An EARWIG. YYYYYAAAAARGH.

Also then one time I reached into the mailbox for the mail and I was like "Why is the mail moving?" and it was because it was covered with EARWIGS! YYYYYAAAAAARRRRRGH.

I love all of God's creatures but I will destroy a worthless earwig on sight.

C

i googled earwig pictures

thank you for my future nightmares, FUCK! :mad:

i hate earwigs, they seem awfuly evil to me...

Posted: **Thu Feb 17, 2011 12:47 pm**

DarkAxel wrote:i googled earwig pictures

thank you for my future nightmares, FUCK!

i hate earwigs, they seem awfuly evil to me...

Indeed..I mean, I believe every animal has a purpose, otherwise it wouldn't exist..but...earwigs are pretty icky, regardless. :wha?:

Posted: **Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:27 pm**

Earwigs? Pah! Moved my trashcan when I lived in Thailand and a bunch of these things ran out.
They shoot hydrogen cyanide at you BTW.

Posted: **Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:37 pm**

The weirdest thing I do every day is something that I don't do: I don't use any kind of cell phone. I hate them.

The second weirdest thing I do every day is rub anti-thyroid medicine on one of my cat's ears, twice a day, every day. Poor guy is getting old... and expensive.

Mike