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Re: Talk Bass Treehouse and Water cooler NSFW OMG BOOBS
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 8:51 pm
by metalmariachi
nad wrote:warwick.hoy wrote:MaxMaps wrote:this thread needs more tits.
I'm not really into the airbrushed plastic bint thing, but I find these sluts to be enormously attractive.

That being said:
It really seems like there are more women with boob jobs than without these days. I'm getting sick of it really, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SMALL BOOBIES?!?! I watch old movies from the '70s and it's amazing how many naked amazingly hot women that used to exist who actually
didn't get bolt-ons by their 18th birthday. It used to be funny seeing '70s bush, but now it's almost weird to see real tits even. I find great concern in this.
Makeup!
Slutty clothing!
Dyed hair!
Injecting oneself with permanent bits of plastic moulding!

WTF

I agree completely.
I would add
Great Legs
Short shirts
High heels
MM
Re: Talk Bass Treehouse and Water cooler NSFW OMG BOOBS
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 9:32 pm
by warwick.hoy
My Wife's a b cup and I love here tatas. I dated a girl who was a D cup (natural,...I noticed her sexy tummy and great ass before I realized she had udders). It wasn't her best feature.
I can appreciated bodies of all types. I prefer realistic bodies but can admit that the altered ones are appealing (I can't stand botox,...or any facial modifications).
Lela Star is a fucking hot little latina,...her petite frame is a little disproportionate for the boob job she got though,...but at the right angles she looks decent.
Re: Talk Bass Treehouse and Water cooler NSFW OMG BOOBS
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 9:42 pm
by warwick.hoy
Let me also ad that I respect my wife's wishes that I not fap to pr0n so for the sake of keeping the peace at home please limit any pron discussion to I <3 Fuzz, and specifically NOT on my FB profile,...who I know I'm a few buddies with here on ILF. Any sort of prawn related FB posting will certainly raise questions that I'm not prepared to deal with. I appreciate a little guy talk every now and then and she is not snoopy so I figure I'm safe on the 4chan of FX forums.

Re: Talk Bass Treehouse and Water cooler NSFW OMG BOOBS
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:09 pm
by MaxMaps
MOAR BOOBS MOAR
Re: Talk Bass Treehouse and Water cooler NSFW OMG BOOBS
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:34 am
by warwick.hoy
How about a picture of my wife's ass after a good smackin (I actually got her permission to post this with the condition that it not find it's way to facebook. Leap of faith lads)
FWIW She has a skin condition called dermatographic urticaria but also a sweet ass.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermatographic_urticaria
Re: Talk Bass Treehouse and Water cooler NSFW OMG BOOBS
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 1:34 am
by Achtane
That is awesome. I guess now you can turn it into..."what is the sight of one hand slapping?"
Re: Talk Bass Treehouse and Water cooler NSFW OMG BOOBS
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:14 am
by DarkAxel
warwick.hoy wrote:She has a sweet ass
confirmed
i have to say we don't have as many fake boobs over here... and i seem to attract "the whole package", natural D cups with a certainly great thickness in the backyard

can't complain
i can't say i like small boobies, i don'W want to lie... but it depends on the shape and also on whole body
Re: Talk Bass Treehouse and Water cooler NSFW OMG BOOBS
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:56 am
by behndy
reading through this, only up to like page 11, DAMN y'all filled some server space quick.
awesome thread. i feel you on the annoyances of TB. i also stay almost always in the efx section. unless i have a question with gear i gots no idea with. then they're a good resource in the more uptight areas.
i love over here, just seems to be a bit less posting? so i wobble around there 'cause there's more stimulus? neat to have a quantity site AND a quality site.
i have the attention span of a house fly crack baby sometimes.
fuck dick balls ass lemon flavored clit rings.
that.... IS pretty damn nice to be able to talk how adults actually talk.
oh yeah, and i've never read that stupid fucking GOD you have to be just a bad person to use term Guitard over here. fucking. LOVE it. retarded attitude.
and Hoy.... DAYUM son. WarWickBootyWrecker maybe. BLA. DOW.
Re: Talk Bass Treehouse and Water cooler NSFW OMG BOOBS
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 4:12 am
by Eric!
lmao BIEBERfan
Re: Talk Bass Treehouse and Water cooler NSFW OMG BOOBS
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 5:15 am
by warwick.hoy
Eric! wrote:lmao BIEBERfan
I wondered if that kid uses autotune, but I'm too lazy to call him out,...that would require backing claims up with facts and it's not worth my time.
Re: Talk Bass Treehouse and Water cooler NSFW OMG BOOBS
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:41 am
by behndy
BIEBERluvr thing was pretty awesome. i like when stuff ACTUALLY makes you laugh out loud.
"that zelda thing sucks.". SUCH shit playing on that ass-tool's clips. gah.
Re: Talk Bass Treehouse and Water cooler NSFW OMG BOOBS
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:00 am
by MaxMaps
warwick.hoy wrote:How about a picture of my wife's ass after a good smackin (I actually got her permission to post this with the condition that it not find it's way to facebook. Leap of faith lads)
FWIW She has a skin condition called dermatographic urticaria but also a sweet ass.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermatographic_urticaria
Agreed an ass like that you marry, son.
Good work lad

Re: Talk Bass Treehouse and Water cooler NSFW OMG BOOBS
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:35 am
by Seedy
warwick.hoy wrote:How about a picture of my wife's ass after a good smackin (I actually got her permission to post this with the condition that it not find it's way to facebook. Leap of faith lads)
Agreed that the ass is fine and your wife is a good woman, BUT how come no one is speaking about the quality of the smack itself. I mean, it's such a detailed hand shape I can practically read the fingerprints.
Re: Talk Bass Treehouse and Water cooler NSFW OMG BOOBS
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:15 pm
by warwick.hoy
I'm proud of the smack but to be fair she essentially has an allergic reaction to slaps.
Did you jerks even read the wiki article I linked? Or were too busy staring at my wife's ass.

Re: Talk Bass Treehouse and Water cooler NSFW OMG BOOBS
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:23 pm
by Seedy
warwick.hoy wrote:Did you jerks even read the wiki article I linked? Or were too busy staring at my wife's ass.

Look in your heart. I think you know the answer. Besides, you're the one taking advantage of your wife's sensitive condition

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