ILF Secret Santa 2016

[UglyCasanova]

SHIPPED!

My dear mark, please excuse my terrible wrapping job. They were fresh out of gift wrapping paper at the store and I couldn't wait any longer to ship out. LOFI BUBBLEWRAP AND BROWN TAPE OF ULTIMATE XMAS!!

[Disarm D'arcy]

kiwi market has lost a customer today

[UglyCasanova]

They actually lost me when they hired a guy who's a master of small talk: "Juice and frozen berries, huh? Someone's making a smoothie!"

[Disarm D'arcy]

DON'T INVADE MY PRIVACY WITH YOUR POLITENESS, YOU SERVILE CHAIN STORE MINION.

[odontophobia]

SHIPPED!

My dear mark, please excuse my terrible wrapping job. They were fresh out of gift wrapping paper at the store and I couldn't wait any longer to ship out. LOFI BUBBLEWRAP AND BROWN TAPE OF ULTIMATE XMAS!!

i didn't wrap shit. although my post from last week or whenever showing the crazy pack job for one of the packages is a lot LIKE wrapping paper -- a bunch of trash you need to recycle/toss away.

i'm getting antsy for my gift to arrive upon the doorstep of my mark. should be there by Saturday which rad. gonna try to get the other package out today since i need to ship UPS ground on that bad dad.

[crochambeau]

A while back I was put upon by a cashier who asked me what plans I had for the weekend, after the fact I decided the best answer would be "I'm going to dredge a van from the lake". Naturally, now that I have a suitable response no one has been overbearingly polite to/interested in me since.

I have yet to ship, it will wait.

[JonnyAngle]

A while back I was put upon by a cashier who asked me what plans I had for the weekend, after the fact I decided the best answer would be "I'm going to dredge a van from the lake". Naturally, now that I have a suitable response no one has been overbearingly polite to/interested in me since.

I have yet to ship, it will wait.

The human repellent is strong with this one

[oldangelmidnight]

They actually lost me when they hired a guy who's a master of small talk: "Juice and frozen berries, huh? Someone's making a smoothie!"

I know someone who lost a job when, upon checking out a customer who bought a cucumber and some vaseline, he commented "Someone's going to have a fun time tonight!"

[Eivind August]

Worth it.

[Disarm D'arcy]

Am I the only one who gets offended when cashier asks to check my bag? it's especially horrendous when you cycle everywhere and the backpack that requires such a heavy search is basically the trunk of your vehicle

[UglyCasanova]

That's never happened to me.

Maybe you just like a bad guy. Grrrr.

[Disarm D'arcy]

Or maybe the French value property more than being courteous to a customer. It's less of a problem in my city than in the one I was living in August, where I felt policed constantly, and I never shopped twice in the same store because it was really unpleasant

They don't realize they jack up prices to make up for theft so there is really no need to aggravate a paying customer.

[D.o.S.]

What, the French? Rude? Never.

[JonnyAngle]

Yo aenswife?!?!

[Disarm D'arcy]

What, the French? Rude? Never.

Fuck your anus into oblivion with a red pick up truck, American pig.

(Read that in my outrageous french accent for maximum effect)